jack mehoff's definitions

Crackalaka

1 take a shit
2 to shit/poop
3 cocaine addict
4 to crackalak

1 whats crackalakin homie G home skillet fo shizzle my nizzle in the hizzizzle bizzle
2 hey juan is taking a crackalaka

by Jack Mehoff November 11, 2004

Soba

1.) Rhymes with soda.

2.) A fuck-face who I don't know.

3.) STD.

1.) omfg i jsut had sum soba

2.) soba u assface

3.) Trojan Maaaan.

by Jack MeHoff June 17, 2004

cunt tree

Horrible country music played by some rednecks, but is a lot more common with white trash and hicks. The origin of this term is, of course, a manipulation of the word "country", therefore making it derogatory and fun to use.

Those damn pro-Confederate, white trash Southerners are always blaring their cunt-tree music.

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

shrunken browny

To give someone else a shrivelled penis and shit stained penis.

"Steve you son of a bitch.. .You gave Joe, your gay lover, a shrunken browny.

by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003

Omicron

Noun

Refers to the act of womanizing and being a "playa".

Yo that omicron is hitting up my woman.

by Jack Mehoff January 27, 2005

Cookie crumbs

also known as crackrock

What ya need, man?..."Ya got them crumbs, man?"

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004

quarters

A Bloody game in which 2 or more people try to stop a spinning quarter with one finger without it tipping and falling flat on the ground. The key to the game is to try to stop the coin while it's still spinning. Someone must spin the coin and the oppanate must try to stop if, if successful he can launch the coin at the person who spun it at his knuckles. When you play this game for a long time your knuckles will bleed unless your playing some weakling

Jack: Hey you ready for another game of quarters?

Mehoff: Yea right you'd own my ass!

by Jack Mehoff March 6, 2004