Definitions by jack burton

poopatory 

When you're stuck between staying or going cause you know you have a big ol deuce that will need to be dropped but you don't know when.

Hey bro, I want to come to the party but I'm stuck in poopatory right now.

poopatory by Jack burton May 9, 2016

turtling 

A game that partners play in bed. They both stick their heads under the covers and one of them farts. The first one to come up for air is the loser.

Me and my bitch turtled lst night.
I lost. She had mexican forlunch.

turtling by jack burton March 27, 2005

3rd world 

When someone is dressed like a scum bag or like white trash, they are dressed "3rd world".

Dude, you look so 3rd world.

3rd world by jack burton October 10, 2004

msa 

short for mad shit attack.

When you have a sudden and urgent need to take a shit.

I had an MSA while walking to the bar the other day, so I went in someones backyard and wiped with an old newpaper.

msa by Jack Burton October 2, 2004

japped 

To get fucked up by someone or something.

From the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.

Dude, you got japped.

japped by Jack Burton October 2, 2004

3 way the good way 

Having sex with two members of the opposite sex.

This past weekend in Chicago I had a 3 way the good way with two exchange students from Sweden.

3 way the good way by Jack Burton October 2, 2004