jack bittenbender's definitions

giggle staff

A broom stick with natty lite beer cans shoved on it. The owner of the notorious “giggle staff” has the ability to giggle endlessly. There is one in existence.

Bow down to him as he has the giggle staff.

by jack bittenbender February 4, 2025

giggle master

Holder/owner of the “giggle staff”.

The giggle master is the highest rank one can have.

by jack bittenbender February 4, 2025

bonejob appeal

In court (job) a lawyer will throw a bone at the judge and will immediately get an appeal.

Omg look the lawyer just did a bonejob appeal.

by jack bittenbender January 20, 2025