jack's definitions

Beat

referring to a defunct device

"That is a beat tape player"

by Jack April 21, 2004

pearl jam

A good band, but album sales don't mean anything.

I like Pearl Jam, but I'm not shallow enough to base my opinion of 'the best band' on the record sales.

by Jack November 19, 2004

cubbies

An endearing term for the Chicago Cubs.

(Back to the Future 2:) "Wish I could go back in time; put some money on the Cubbies!"

by Jack August 5, 2006

yo' mama

my bitch

i did yo' mama and she was goooood doog

by Jack May 10, 2004

democratic republic

The United States' actual system of government, despite ignorant morons thinking we're either a complete democracy or a complete republic. We're actually a combination of the two.

George Bush still blows though.

by Jack December 12, 2004

cumrag

1) a piece of cloth used to wipe semen from one's belly, fingers, penis, partner or other body part or object following ejaculation;

2) an epithet slapped on someone who disgusts or irritates

1) Even a cumrag can't get jizz out of pubes!

2) You callin me a cumrag, bitch?

by Jack September 26, 2003

420

ninja's who smoke weed.

by jack September 18, 2003