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Bike that makes you look stupid.
"Well, what adult bikes do I have for sale? Just the one - this farcical, perfect for charity fun runs!"
by jaaagman November 6, 2012
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Just keep looking forward, trying not to snigger and ignore the horrified expression from the old lady next to you.
Example: Does this entry need one? Oh OK then. Farting in church.
by jaaagman January 30, 2012
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Audi A4-based coupé and cabriolet, rivalling the BMW 3-Series Coupé, Mercedes-Benz C-Class Coupé.

It is available with 1.8- and 2.0-litre turbocharged four cylinder and 3.2-litre six cylinder petrol engines and 2.0-litre four cylinder and 2.7- and 3.0-litre six cylinder diesel engines.

Two sporting versions, the S5 and the RS5 both use a 4.2-litre eight cylinder petrol engine.
"What's that Audi over there?"
"It's an A5 3.0 TDI."
by jaaagman December 29, 2011
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Audi's rival for the Land Rover Freelander/Range Rover Evoque, BMW X3, Mercedes-Benz GLK and VW Tiguan.

It is available with 2.0-litre TFSI four-cylinder and 3.2-litre FSI six-cylinder petrol, 2.0-litre TDI four-cylinder and 3.0-litre TDI six-cylinder diesel engines, either mated to a six-speed manual or a 7-speed S-Tronic dual-clutch gearbox, with (2.0 TFSI 210, 3.2 FSI 250, 2.0 TDI 170, 3.0 TDI 240) or without (2.0 TDI 140) quattro.
"What's that SUV over there?"
"It's an Audi Q5 3.2 FSI."
by jaaagman February 25, 2012
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Supercar made by Leicestershire firm Noble. Power comes from a twin-turbocharged version of a Volvo-Yamaha 4.4-litre V8, shared with the XC90 and S80, thus helping the M600 to reach a top speed of 225 mph.
"What's that supercar over there?"
"It's a Noble M600."
by jaaagman February 11, 2012
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Based on the Ford Mondeo, this was Jaguar's smallest saloon, created to compete with the 3-Series. It was FWD because neither Jag nor Ford had a suitable RWD platform to build it on.
Available as a saloon or an estate, with FWD or AWD, buyers could be had with a 2.1-, 2.5- or 3.0-litre six-cylinder petrol or a 2.0- or 2.2-litre four-cylinder turbocharged diesel, with either five- or six-speed manual or automatic gearboxes, the 5-speed variant of the latter having a "J-Gate"-type gear selection movement.

The model was discontinued in 2009, enjoying an eight year production run.
"I want something different to a 3-Series. I'll have an X-Type instead."
by jaaagman January 21, 2012
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"What gearbox have you there in your RS4?"
"I have an S-Tronic gearbox."
by jaaagman February 19, 2012
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