jOhn's definitions

suck wind

to be out of breath because of running so you are breathing heavily

The running back was sucking wind after his 86 yard touchdown run because he was out of shape.

by John November 16, 2004

capital

essential to success; see key

Joe: I brought 4 cases of beer.
Nick: Capital.

by John March 8, 2004

x slap

x stands for the first letter in your name and slap is for slapping a girl in the face with your penis

"Ya, last night kayla was blowing me, then i pulled it out and j slapped her."

by john April 25, 2004

Scorched Earth Policy

To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.

"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"

by John September 15, 2004

Doughbuy

After intense hours of trying to come up with variations of the Pillsbury Doughboy to use on online games, Doughbuy has grown to be the most feared. Simply known as Doughbuy, he strikes fear into hearts of men and animal alike. All bow down before his might!

The almighty Doughbuy just pwned you... nub

by John December 2, 2004

Gap

Trendy clothes made in miserable labor conditions.

Gap is fucking stupid.

by John September 5, 2003

funk

Slang word for Crack-Cocaine

This junkie bitch loves that funk

by John December 25, 2003