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schnouz

A moronic idiot who doesnt know what the hell your talking about unless he/she is looking at you
I threw the schnouz out the window after he exhausted the last of my pacients.
by John January 10, 2005
mugGet the schnouzmug.

hizzy

house
center of power
the place you call home
abercrobmie humor shirt
with photo of US Capitol dome and the
words "Take it to the Hizzy"
by john July 11, 2004
mugGet the hizzymug.

robbing the grave

Someone who dates a person more than 5 years older than them
That guy is robbing the grave! He is 19 and she is 32!
by John May 25, 2004
mugGet the robbing the gravemug.

hair job

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.
by john May 13, 2005
mugGet the hair jobmug.

mom

to stephany-alley
by john May 4, 2003
mugGet the mommug.

quimfer

some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.
Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer
by john May 13, 2005
mugGet the quimfermug.

iremonger

One who makes stupid sounds and suggestions. redid example
That guy was one stupid iremonger.
by John October 5, 2004
mugGet the iremongermug.

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