jOhn's definitions

schnouz

A moronic idiot who doesnt know what the hell your talking about unless he/she is looking at you

I threw the schnouz out the window after he exhausted the last of my pacients.

by John January 10, 2005

hizzy

house
center of power
the place you call home

abercrobmie humor shirt
with photo of US Capitol dome and the
words "Take it to the Hizzy"

by john July 11, 2004

robbing the grave

Someone who dates a person more than 5 years older than them

That guy is robbing the grave! He is 19 and she is 32!

by John May 25, 2004

hair job

the best thing ever thought of by a human being.

She wrapped her very long, soft, sensuous hair around my cock and stroked me until I went straight to heaven.

by john May 13, 2005

mom

to stephany-alley

stephany:hi mom
alley:hello daughter

by john May 4, 2003

quimfer

some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.

Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer

by john May 13, 2005

iremonger

One who makes stupid sounds and suggestions. redid example

That guy was one stupid iremonger.

by John October 5, 2004