jOe's definitions

blizcock

a very bent penis
can also be used as an insult

Jeez Jack, why the hell are you such a blizcock??

by Joe February 10, 2004

zymurgy

A death metal band from luxemburg wisconsin containing Joe Dusty and Blayne (last names cant be said)

Yo, Zymurgy broke up after their third practice.

by joe March 21, 2005

cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

kartic

an ugly beast

a sasquatch

by Joe January 30, 2004

Scissored

drunk. Similar to crunk.

We got scissored on Petron.

by Joe May 6, 2005

Bacon

Bacon is a valuable peace of meat that does not come from chicken, other wise it would be called chicken.It is stylish to be seen with bacon or eat it, bacon is kewl.

I am a bacon.

by Joe June 25, 2004

animaltarian

A person who opposes vegan and vegetarian eltism and preaches the eating of meat and animals like man was supposed to do.

Stop the vegetable murder! Be an animaltarian!

by Joe November 9, 2004