jOe's definitions

Jelly Bracelets

1 Black-sex
2 Orange-head
3 Pink-hand job
4 red-hand job
5 Green-make out 15 sec.

If you want to have sex break my black jelly bracelet.

by Joe April 3, 2004

leamers

Leamy

I have a pet leamer named leamy

by joe April 16, 2003

Keyboardmz

First 9 letters on my keyboard.

My keyboard says keyboardmz

by Joe February 22, 2004

milk shake

Quite a rare speciment indeed! When one sticks a straw up a girls vaginal area and sucks all the liquid out! IT is very done correctly, but when done by the masters it will give the girl a tingly feeling!

Man i milk shaked that girl dry!

by joe April 27, 2004

Twat

A pregnant fish which is really fat and stupid and looks funny.

Wow look at that twat!

by Joe January 6, 2007

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

The way the letters are arranged on the Qwerty keyboard

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?

by Joe September 28, 2004

snogging

kissing

we wuz snogging in the truck.

by joe May 31, 2003