jOe's definitions

George W Bush

a bush that seems to increase in power and stupitidy when in close proximity to a dick

I tried to remove my George W Bush but it's hanging around like a bad case of herpes.

by joe November 5, 2004

cm

cum strand - a strand of penis excretion

i have a cm comin out of my ear

by joe December 18, 2004

effed

Used to describe less-than-amusing situations in a more palatable fashion.. like if you had to say it to a purdy girl and you don't wanna cuss in front of her ('cause thats what mean people do) - duh

"Dude, im like so effed.. I let kitty out of the house again, and my mom's gonna be crazy mad at me - cause kitty's mad sniffable and all the dawgs are gonna chase it"

by Joe January 27, 2004

Choach

When a female stands up and spreads her legs, revealing her Chauch, and the male goes underneith and sticks his choad inside of her.

I was standing there at the party, and John choached me.

by Joe February 9, 2005

Dr. Rev. Donahue

A person who tends to exaggerates stories, and obsession of films and showing films with nudity seens to underage minors.

Dr. Rev. Donahue stop and rewind just as the actress flashed her breasts to the lead character.

by Joe May 6, 2005

vinylPimp

A provider of hits after hits. DJ. The man behind the turntables. The best DJ.

The vinylPimp can dish out the jams!

by Joe April 13, 2004

salvia

a hallucinagen related to the herb sage.
it is usualy smoked in a small bowl and the smoke is sucked thru a straw

"james took a good wiff and was walkin on da ceelin and den josh was suckin it all in an insed of seein 3-D he was seein 8-D"

by joe December 1, 2003