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Choach

When a female stands up and spreads her legs, revealing her Chauch, and the male goes underneith and sticks his choad inside of her.
I was standing there at the party, and John choached me.
by Joe February 9, 2005
mugGet the Choachmug.

salvia

a hallucinagen related to the herb sage.
it is usualy smoked in a small bowl and the smoke is sucked thru a straw
"james took a good wiff and was walkin on da ceelin and den josh was suckin it all in an insed of seein 3-D he was seein 8-D"
by joe December 1, 2003
mugGet the salviamug.

vinylPimp

A provider of hits after hits. DJ. The man behind the turntables. The best DJ.
The vinylPimp can dish out the jams!
by Joe April 13, 2004
mugGet the vinylPimpmug.

grunge

The tarry deposit left in a marijuana pipe or other smoking device
Joe cleaned the grunge out of his bong.
by Joe May 13, 2003
mugGet the grungemug.

George W Bush

a bush that seems to increase in power and stupitidy when in close proximity to a dick
I tried to remove my George W Bush but it's hanging around like a bad case of herpes.
by joe November 5, 2004
mugGet the George W Bushmug.

schmeckle

not 100% sure of spelling

hebrew/yiddish slang for a small penis
put your schleckle back in your pants, you putz!
by Joe February 11, 2003
mugGet the schmecklemug.

Crack Fucker

A person that shoots crack up their ass.
by Joe June 18, 2004
mugGet the Crack Fuckermug.

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