jOEY's definitions

BLESS YOUR CLITORIS

To be grateful of something/someone

Oh Mary, you shouldn't have gone to the trouble, bless your clitoris dear girl

by Joey February 15, 2005

break down

To dismantle all equipment after a gig

Steve, can we break down yet?

by Joey February 15, 2005

WANK LOADS

An awful lot of something

I couldn't believe it! Julie came home with absolutely wank loads of shopping

by Joey February 15, 2005

LETTUCE LICKER

This is basically a lesbian

Did you know that Kim is a Lettuce Licker?

by Joey February 15, 2005

THEA GILMORE

Quite simply the best singer/songwriter in the world.

If you don't believe me, check out Avalanche

Cor, that Thea Gilmore lass don't half rock man

by Joey February 15, 2005

beez bollox

To mean the best - Latest saying over the origina 'Dogs bollocks'

Cor, you're so the beez bollox man!

by Joey February 15, 2005

FANNY WANKER

A female who is an idiot

God Jodie, you really are a fucking fanny wanker you know

by Joey February 15, 2005