jAy's definitions
by Jay March 17, 2003

An action word used to describe the time late at night when your mind fails to function properly, and various stupid and inane things become hilarious.
by Jay November 23, 2003


gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.
Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.
by Jay November 25, 2004

by Jay May 29, 2003

by JaY January 23, 2003
