Also known as butt cheek or gluteus maximus to some, an ass cheek is just a way to refer to the cheeks of your ass while getting to say ass.
by Jake March 05, 2005
Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below
If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser
But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.
If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser
But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.
Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.
by jake April 02, 2005
a wedding shower that includes men and both sides of the wedding couple, not just the bride; see jack and jill or jack & jill
My wife and I went to a stag and doe last Saturday for Greg and Julie who are getting married next month.
by Jake January 30, 2004
im really,really,really stoned eg i have been smokin lots of weed and am felling the affects strongly
by jake June 14, 2006
John: Fucking ew dude, did you hear what tom did to all the other guys at marv's sleepover?
Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.
John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.
Zach: Yeah dude. what a fuckin shit tickler.
John: I bet that twisted bastards' fingers smell.
by JakE May 07, 2007
by jake November 20, 2004
The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.
by Jake May 21, 2004