a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to cucumbers, carrots, leeks. When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
The God like being of few words, who fucking rocks, to upset him is to open the door way to your own death.
Jake: Hey Keii
Keii:...
Jake: yeah I feel you
Tom: Man you guys suck
Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.
Keii: learn something new everyday
Keii:...
Jake: yeah I feel you
Tom: Man you guys suck
Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.
Keii: learn something new everyday
by Jake December 28, 2004
A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.
"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"
by Jake January 06, 2005
The act of busting around a girls mouth and punching her in the face as to give her a white mouth and a red nose.
by Jake May 21, 2004
(adjective) When a woman is "on the rag", that means she has her period. She's also likely in a bad mood because of the various discomforts associated with pads, leaks, tampons, washing out underwear, not being able to wear light-coloured skirts or pants, etc.
She's really in a mood, she's on the rag and complaining about everything. Last night she slept so soundly that she woke up in a pool of blood.
by Jake February 20, 2004
Often one will go out to eat at McDonalds, only for the mexican dude at the cash register to mess your order up. A McAsshole is the stupid guys at McDonalds behind the counter constantly messing peoples simple orders up.
A: Dude all I asked for was a friggin McSalad shaker and that McAsshole gave me chicken McNuggets!
B: Lets McJump him after his shift is over.
A: Good idea. In the mean time I'll go take a McShit.
B: Lets McJump him after his shift is over.
A: Good idea. In the mean time I'll go take a McShit.
by jAkE May 06, 2005