jAkE's definitions

fing da ling

Means nothing, usually a phrase to describe hyperness(example 1 below) or can be added to the end of He ho to show disapointment (example 2

1. "FING DA LA DING DA LA DING!!!"
2. " He ho...fing da ling!"

by Jake February 2, 2005

5.3

average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German)

The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's 5.3" weapon

by Jake January 10, 2004

blop

Recieving a blow job while taking a dump.

Honey, I have to take a dump. Time to give me a blop.

When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.

by Jake September 28, 2003

ducker

someone that is antisocial or otherwise a pussy.

"Jim is a fuckin' ducker. He's always suckin' himself off with his gleivinfriends

by Jake January 6, 2005

period pants

pants females save for wearing when they have their period.....not white or any other light colour, in case they have a leak (which they will)

My sisters each keep a drawer full of period pants, dark underwear and black and brown slacks

by Jake February 28, 2004

like

(1) like = said (the first Valley Girl,popularized in a 1982 Frank Zappa song,swapped "like" for "said")
(2) word used in conversation to set up quotations

(3) word used as a stall tactic when they're not confident about what they're saying, akin to "uh" or "um", a space-filler in conversation to keep the other person from injecting into an otherwise-quiet space between thoughts; sometimes thought to be a sign of a poor vocabulary

(1) I'm like, `Gag me with a spoon' and she's like, `Oh my God!'

(2) He's, like, `Go ahead.'

(3) I'm like, thinking about taking my clothes off, but I'm like, on my period, and I'm thinking, like, does he want to 'do it' when Im, like, going to be bleeding all over, like, his cock....

by Jake February 17, 2004

unpenetrierceable

This word means that a shield is penatrable by any bullet that somebody named Jacob shoots.

My shield is unpenetrierceable. So now if your name is Jacob, you can shoot bullets through it.

by Jake October 13, 2004