Possibly the closest thing to Ugh Factor 10 if not worse because of the added in Stupidity Factor. But regarless the equation works as shown below

If (Ugh Factor + Stupidity Factor) > 10,
then You = Loser

But the speciality about the stupidity factor of 1,000,000 is that even though you're fashionably impetant, we don't want you to drop dead because we would appreciate it if you stuck around so we can always have a sweet laugh at your stupidity.
Not only does that shit look wack but you look like a complete retard in the process, please stick around so we can point and laugh at you.
by jake April 01, 2005
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dick fuse

My dick fuse must be set on "short" when I'm with her; I can never last.

I can stay hard all night with her; sometimes I can't cum at all, my dick fuse must be dialled to LONG.
by Jake March 05, 2004
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gooch broom

To smell like a hot swety gooch.
A nick name to anyone who has somone rub their gooch over their head.
todd smells like a gooch broom
shane just made you his gooch broom
by jake April 17, 2004
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hot beef injection

Puttin yo fat dizzo in any orafice on a bitchs body
Brian T. Lovett gives lots of bitchs hot beef injections
by Jake May 13, 2005
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frugly

damn! u frugly DAMN shes ugly and fat !
by jake November 20, 2004
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gnar

A term skiers often us to describe the snow type.
WOW that powder was gnar.
by jake February 08, 2003
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carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 25, 2004
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