jAkE's definitions

mauway

an excessive amount of something

"I'm gonna be huttin mauway tanockle

by Jake January 6, 2005

moto

the act or ability of being a cracker-jap, usually associated with being gay and loving to get hit in the sack repeadedly.

damn, man, why you being so moto?

by jake July 19, 2004

brillo pad

a woman's pubic hair bush that is very dense, very curly

I can't get my fingers through your pubic hair, your bush is like a brillo pad.

by Jake January 21, 2004

tweak

to make a fine adjustment

he tweaked the radio dials, hoping to peak the signal into intelligibility

by Jake February 25, 2004

woobsie

See Woobsie Darling.

Will's mum: 'Love you Woobsie!'
Will: 'Love you mummy!'

by Jake November 18, 2004

juliapotamus

proper noun:a large, no, VERY large woman who is a great friend but VERY enormous.Her camel toe is bigger than my runningshoe.Her breasts are 'way bigger than D-cup, my largest experience before her.

I can't let Juliapotamus lay or sit on me, that 319-pound hunk a burning love would CRUSH me ! I do her doggie style or she lies on her back with her leg up and I lie on my side and slip it into her. She has huge labia, a real slash.

by Jake January 10, 2004

unit

male penis and scrotum, or female mound/vulva/labia/vagina

When she turned him down he pulled out his unit and began waving it around her face.

When I decided to surprise fuck him, I shaved my unit the night before. He said it was the best vaginal sex he'd ever had.

by Jake January 20, 2004