j.'s definitions

snowflake

A girl from Canada who acts interested in guys then "flakes" after about 3 weeks.

Snowflake has a big butt.

by J. February 21, 2005

conflagration

Big ass fire or alternately a kickin party

We set a conflagration up to that bitch

by J. April 2, 2003

ghetto opiates

The "secret" ingredient to certain brands of malt liqour which makes it so easy to get so messed up on it

(After drinking two 40oz of Olde English): Man these ghetto opiates got me messed up

by J. April 2, 2003

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

Maybe the best rapper ever. Despite being white, (in songs like "White America" and other places, a question is raised as to whether this may be BECAUSE of, instead of DESPITE being white) Eminem has sold more than any other hip-hop artist ever. He started off poor in Detroit, and released two Albums to no real breakout success - "Infinity" and "The Slim Shady EP". Then he was discovered by Dr. Dre, and soon released "The Slim Shady LP" under a actual record label - a first for him. He has since gone on to sell over 80 million with subsequent "The Marshal Mathers LP", "The Eminem Show", and "Encore", among other side projects. There was a movie based on his early life, 8 Mile.

Eminem may not have had an impact on the formation of today's rap like 2pac did, but when all is said and done, he's probably changed it more.

by J. May 13, 2005

prank call

also known as "crank call"
A call you make to a stranger in which you say random things.

Mrs.Funk: Hello?
Me: Are you funk-ay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
Me: Are you funkay?
Mrs.Funk: What?
. .. . . . . . . . . *dead silence*

by J. August 28, 2004

firestarter

small debris, wood, newspaper, people, etc. used to create a conflagration
or alternately alcohol

We need some firestarter to burn this bitch down (translation: we either need kindling to literally burn the place down, or we need some alcohol to get this party started.)

by J. April 2, 2003

blowin out tires

Driving recklessly through a rough environment (either off-road or deep urban)

"We were pimpin in the woods, we were blowin out tires" -- Skin on What It's Like EP

by J. April 2, 2003