Definitions by j.

the precious 

1. n., a synonym for the One Ring of Power forged by the Dark Lord Sauron in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings series of tales.
2. (var) "my precious"; an utterence which statest the presence of a possesed, supposed ownership of the One Ring; indicative of submission to the Ring's power.

the precious by J. October 30, 2003

8R33D3R5 

See breeders and all forms and extensions thereof.

8R33D3R5 by J. September 21, 2003

hoopshot 

Taking a girl in the arse!

I got a hoopshot last night

hoopshot by J. August 13, 2003

marinading 

Get hardcore liqoured up, drunk, severly intoxicated

K: What you got going on tonight?
J: I'm doing some serious marinading!

marinading by J. April 2, 2003

conflagration 

Big ass fire or alternately a kickin party

We set a conflagration up to that bitch

conflagration by J. April 2, 2003

firestarter 

small debris, wood, newspaper, people, etc. used to create a conflagration
or alternately alcohol

We need some firestarter to burn this bitch down (translation: we either need kindling to literally burn the place down, or we need some alcohol to get this party started.)

firestarter by J. April 2, 2003

pimpin in the woods 

Acting like a thug/pimp/playa in a rural setting

"We were pimpin in the woods, we were blowin out our tires" --Skin on "What it's Like EP

pimpin in the woods by J. April 2, 2003