Definitions by j r lang

cock sure

damn right positive not wrong Certainly knowing and believing; confident beyond doubt;implicity trusting; unquestioning; positive;American slang.

Boy are you cock sure of that?

cock sure by j r lang January 13, 2008

Mucket 

A fir lined cover for a bald pussy

as she slowly removed her Mucket to expose her bald pussy i became more excited.

Mucket by j r lang January 13, 2008

soak it incider 

a funny retort when someone gets slightly injured

Bob darn ive hit my thumb
Tom go soak it incider.

soak it incider by j r lang January 13, 2008

rug rash 

a chaffing of parts of the body usually the knees or buttocks from having sex on a carpet.
mostly associated to a rash on the knees of a person giving head or a blow job see rug burn a cock sucking injury.

Ellen got an awful rug rash yesterday while polishing my knob

rug rash by j r lang January 13, 2008

Montana woman 

in short a Sheep
a rural term used to call sheep Montana Woman because of the belief that lonely Shepard's fucked their Sheep, Montana known for the sheep range

We were sure that the Shepard was fucking his Montana woman

Montana woman by j r lang January 13, 2008