j man's definitions

red eyed

when a man ejaculates into ones eye causing it to turn red - bloodshot

hey dude u red eyed me

by J man May 22, 2004

I'm funny

What a person who is not funny will say to try and impress someone

"I'm funny" said the jock.

by J Man October 6, 2003

Zena

a flat piece of shit that has a loser boy friend with a huge nose also shes a ho

zena u ho ass ho

by j man April 15, 2003

Woof

to lie, to joke

No you gotta be woofing!

by j man March 9, 2003

Episode 3

1.The final nail in the coffin of the terrible prequel to Star Wars.

2. To ruin a perfectly good trilogy with a special-effects, bluescreen-ridden, horrible cast selection prequel.

by J Man October 3, 2003

rimjaw

ass hole licker

licking ass

by J Man July 29, 2003

Peddy Eddie

to get caught checking out underage girls and then blame it on your poor eyesight

"When Brian saw three 14-year-olds walk by he drooled and we called him on a Peddy Eddie"

by J Man October 6, 2003