I'm funny

What a person who is not funny will say to try and impress someone

"I'm funny" said the jock.

by J Man October 06, 2003

squff

To fornicate while squatting in a manner that is quick and to the point.

There was very little to hide behind at the campground, so my girlfriend and I squffed behind a smll rock.

by J Man October 03, 2003

Peddy Eddie

to get caught checking out underage girls and then blame it on your poor eyesight

"When Brian saw three 14-year-olds walk by he drooled and we called him on a Peddy Eddie"

by J Man October 06, 2003

rimjaw

ass hole licker

licking ass

by J Man July 30, 2003

Breamy

This word means anything you want it to be.

Alright Love. Lets get Breamy

by J Man September 28, 2016

red eyed

when a man ejaculates into ones eye causing it to turn red - bloodshot

hey dude u red eyed me

by J man May 22, 2004

Woof

to lie, to joke

No you gotta be woofing!

by j man March 10, 2003