crepe hanger

an individual who enjoys funerals and attends as many as possible.

" That's the third time she's showed up this week. We've got another crepe hanger on our hands."

by J E Walker May 12, 2003

darkie

1. a fond name for persons of the African genotype;
2. A bowell movement (uk-regional).

" The 'appy darkie went to the loo and choaked off a darkie."

by J E Walker April 30, 2003

grackle

A large and vocal black bird that likes to gather in large groups and take dumps.

Grackles lend themselves to certain recreational persuit chief among them, Greasing Grackles. eg;
"This morning, I greased three grackles with my Marlin 39a loaded With CCI mini-caps"

by J E Walker April 29, 2003

obliviation (ism);(ist)

The state or practice or a practioner of total lack of awareness or indifference to the universe at large or the effects of one's actions on those around him.

Obliviationists do not use rear view mirrors, turn signals and do not mind if other shoppers cannot get around them when the block the lanes in grocery stores and other public places.

by J E Walker November 20, 2003

fuckeroo

an intense,difficult,or unpleasant circumstance or occurance.

"Dang'ol algebra final was a real fuckeroo, man!"

by j e walker April 26, 2003

Priapus

Roman diety associated with fertility. Represented by a life-sized male statue with a very large erection.

The statue of Priapus indicated that an orchard was nearby.

by J E Walker December 26, 2003

spam scam

Intrusive e-mail attacks by internet swindlers.

"Most AOL (America On-Line Subscribers) are stupid and gullible, so AOL sells their addresses to spam scammers. Only an idiot would fall for these schemes."

by j e walker April 28, 2003