Impossible

A meaningless word.

Nothing is impossible.

by itreb ekim September 07, 2014

Iceland

A druid on your father’s side 800 years ago was involved in a fantastic scandal where he stole the first born child of everyone in the region of Gaul and put them on a ship to a far away island. They were told to create a society of volcano people who loved to lay about in hot tubs and sing A cappella Viking hymns. That place is Iceland, and your DNA indicates that if you were to ever reproduce with someone there, it would most likely be a cousin (with disastrous results). There is no shame in sterilization.

Don't go to Iceland, go to Greenland instead.

by itreb ekim September 02, 2014

Butt Pirate

Someone who is more than happy to drop anchor in poo bay.

Butt Pirate: Prepare ye anus

by itreb ekim September 07, 2014

Johnson Drips

When a man pulls up his pants shortly after pissing and a bit of urine comes out.

Jenkins was in such a hurry he pulled up his pants as soon as he was done taking a leak; Johnson Drips ensued.

by itreb ekim December 03, 2014