mexican thunder

thunder rumbles mexicans all fart! run for mexican bedpan

en mexico city when mexican hombres see lightning they count 5 & fart (Kaaaboom) mujeres never know hombre pass gas!

Te Amor, olor dulce sweet smell of rain & mexican thunder en chiwhawha es muy grande!!

by itichie_nocanpo July 03, 2006

california scents

WOW I wish I could buy some of those california scents. Not all smell bad

california sea scents: smell good like long beach
california pine scents: smell good like santa cruz
california desert scents: smell good like salton sea
california smog scents: smell good like los angeles
california beer scents: smell good like mexican tecate
california bear scents: smell bad like dog poop
california fog scents: smell good like san francisco
california snow scents: smell ???? can was empty.
It takes a western nose to understand california scents

by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006

grand canyon

big hole in Northern Arizona dug by a hebrew in 1732. It seams this hebrew man pulled his hand from his pocket and a nickle went down a gopher hole.. well 100 years he dug looking for his nickle. that's how grand canyon came to be.

yO dude did U see how big the grand canyon is???
Wow a Jew droped a nickle down a gopher hole & now all this!!
BOY that is a lot of work with a number 2 shovel!!!

by itichie_nocanpo October 09, 2006

braceros

spanish for strong arms ( known to americans as mexican pussy bandits )picken frute during ww2 in california !!

braceros started working in 1941 in california, screwing every thing and everyone. Now we have 80 million hispanics! those hardworking broceros are so horny the will even skew the ground. Stinking gringos may have won the war in 1843 however we have lost the battle. White heads of washington DC have lost 1/3 of the USA ( southwest ) to the new latina nation..

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

st. elmo's fire

an electro-luminescent corona discharge between nipples during sex..

with bosom's in each ear when things heat-up st. elmo's fire starts. Its shorts out your brain for about 10 seconds!!!

by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006

black bart

A notorious bandit early days of caleefornia

black bart stagecoach bandit rides again in east Los Angeles " let me have your car " mexican law " we don't want take your car for nothin "..

by itichie_nocanpo July 08, 2006

Wimpy Burger

another name for a big fat boy rolly polly

That dude goes to my school he is a Wimpy Burger. So fat he needs to turn sideways to get out the door...

by itichie_nocanpo October 29, 2006