douche rocket

Someone who is a major douche bag.

Justin is such a douche rocket.

by it_was_a_friday_night November 18, 2007

McNausty

Something that's so gross it will make you instantly puke all over the floor and/or keyboard

I was jacking off to porn last night and a fat chick fingering herself popped up. Oh it was McNausty.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 20, 2008

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 17, 2008

unfruitcaked

Something that is not in any way fruity or gay

Person #1: Did you hear Fall Out Boy is doing a cover of that song?
Person #2: What the fuck? Must they fuck up another perfectly unfruitcaked song?

by it_was_a_friday_night May 01, 2008

seaworthy

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device

Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

ball burn

Getting carpetburn on one's balls.

After having sex on the floor with Sally last night, I'm not sure if I have herpes or ball burn.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 08, 2008