it_was_a_friday_night's definitions

unfruitcaked

Something that is not in any way fruity or gay

Person #1: Did you hear Fall Out Boy is doing a cover of that song?
Person #2: What the fuck? Must they fuck up another perfectly unfruitcaked song?

by it_was_a_friday_night April 30, 2008

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008

ball burn

Getting carpetburn on one's balls.

After having sex on the floor with Sally last night, I'm not sure if I have herpes or ball burn.

by it_was_a_friday_night April 8, 2008

McNausty

Something that's so gross it will make you instantly puke all over the floor and/or keyboard

I was jacking off to porn last night and a fat chick fingering herself popped up. Oh it was McNausty.

by it_was_a_friday_night January 20, 2008

douche rocket

Someone who is a major douche bag.

Justin is such a douche rocket.

by it_was_a_friday_night December 16, 2007

fudgeknuckle me

A censored form of "fuck me"

Fudgeknuckle me!! Why the fuck did you kick me in the balls?!

by it_was_a_friday_night January 2, 2008