Definitions by intothefray

shloitering 

Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.

While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.

shloitering by intothefray March 24, 2021

pandemicide

Pandemicide Is the action, inaction or incompetence that anyone or body takes that magnifies or aggravates the impacts of a pandemic or hinders its control method, leading to unnecessary widespread suffering and death

Donald Trumps inaction and willful blindness regarding the Covid19 pandemic has resulted in widespread suffering and death from the virus. Therefore, he is guilty of Pandemicide.

pandemicide by intothefray March 4, 2021

getting movie bad 

When a real life situation that would normally be very difficult to imagine is now unbelievably happening in real time.

Covid19 is now “getting movie bad” . Remember those movies like “Contagion” and “I am Legend”? This is getting tragically horrifying

getting movie bad by intothefray November 18, 2020

shipcopalypse 

The overwhelming volume of on-line ordering and shipments during a peak season (like Christmas) that combined with a natural health disaster (like Covid19) that keeps people close to home and social distancing.

The combination of Covid19 and the Christmas season are going to create a shipcopalypse. I hope I ordered on-line early enough

shipcopalypse by intothefray November 10, 2020

airbow 

The mutual physical gesture whereby two or more people point elbows at each other without making physical contact

When Biden and Obama greeted each other on stage near the end of the 2020 Presidential election, they gave each other an airbow

airbow by intothefray October 31, 2020

BTWB 

Before They Were Born

OMG, how old is that? Mom and Dad’s age? No way, even older...That was BTWB!

BTWB by intothefray October 20, 2020

Cottahouse 

This is when you purchase a property that satisfies both your housing needs but is like a cottage in the sense that it is serves both purposes. A residence that allows you to have the luxuries of home but is ‘out of town’ and may be on or near the water in a non-urban environment. Therefore, it serves both purposes in one residence. A hybrid property that combines two interests conveniently into one.

We can’t afford to buy both a cottage and keep the house so we are going to gey a cottahouse out of town.

Cottahouse by intothefray June 11, 2018