Were-Rabbit

A giant, voracious, veggie-ravaging rabbit that only appears during the full moon. Has giant teeth the size of axe blades. From Wallace and Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.
Reverend Clement Hedges: This was no man. Does a man have teeth the size of axe blades? Or ears like terrible tombstones? By tampering with nature, forcing vegetables to swell far beyond their natural size, we have brought a terrible judgement upon ourselves.
Omninous organ music plays

Reverend Clement Hedges: And for our sins, a hideous creature has been sent to punish us all! Repent! Repent! Lest you, too, taste the wrath of... the Were-Rabbit!
by Insufficient Postage May 03, 2006
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Get it

A phrase you say after a joke if it flies past the people's heads. A question that may be responded to with I don't get it.
!: What do you call a sexy shark?
#: burr...
!: A nurse shark! Get it!!??
#: I don't get it...
by Insufficient Postage February 18, 2006
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the talk of the town

The main source of gossip and or discussion in a large population.
My jumping off the Niagara Fall nude and surviving will be the talk of the town when I'm thirty two years old.
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neck of the woods

Your area. Your region or neighborhood.
Al Roker: That's the forecast. Stay tuned for local weather info in your neck of the woods.

What time is it in your neck of the woods?
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Opotamus

A hippo that has ceased to be hip.

Word used to describe anything that thinks it's cool, but isn't or anything that was once cool, but isn't anymore due to arrogance or a changing of the times.
Pachelbel the Panther: See Herbie over there? Think he all fly 'n shit, yawning like he don't give a fuck 'bout whether he gets mauled by Leo. He one straight opotamus.
Andy the Aardvark: Yeah, man. Think he all badass 'n cool, when he really just a bigass, lazy mo'fucka.

Hungry Hippos are the opposite of opotamus.

Bell bottoms are opotamus.
by Insufficient Postage April 26, 2006
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wtz

Acronym for "What the za," za being a word short for pizza.
WTZ? I ordered a pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut and all I get are two pepperonis on each slice!?
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duct tape

(n.) The end-all solution to all your problems.

(v.) To solve a problem, to patch up.
Got an asshole who won't shut his mouth? Tape his mouth shut with some duct tape!
Got embarassing back hair? Use the adhesive power of duct tape to rip out the unsightly growths and hair follicles!
Got an annoying roommate who sexiles you? Tie his arms and legs up with duct tape then duct tape his dick to the wall for everyone to see!
Wanna sit on a sofa on top of your car and steer using a broom through the moonroof? Duct tape it to the car!
Got mold on your cheese? Use duct tape to remove it!
Sofa got torn up? Use duct tape to mend it!

I duct taped my life. Everything is all better now. I've mended my ways!
by Insufficient Postage May 06, 2006
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