Kool-aid

n., One's love or sex interest.

alternately used as:
"all up in my Kool-Aid," meaning "interested."

When Bob was hitting on this girl I met at the bar, I told him, "dude, get the hell out my Kool-Aid."

"So she was all up in my Kool-Aid, right? I just HAD to get some of that."

by inkdrinker June 28, 2003

in Soviet Russia

Popularized by Russian comic Yakov Smirnoff - degenerated into internet cliche.
If, in America, x does y to z, in Soviet Russia, z does y to x.

In Soviet Russia, words define YOU!

by inkdrinker June 30, 2004

told

To be put in one's place, whether in the form of a humiliating insult, beating, or other form of defeat.

"Oh, you came in here all arrogant, but you got TOLD!"

by inkdrinker April 24, 2003

murk

Misspelled. See merc, short for "mercenary." Merc means to leave or to kill.

"I killed that guy in the swamp."
"You mean you merced him in the murk?"
"Yeah."

by inkdrinker April 22, 2005

agro

Misspelled. See aggro.

People can't spell "aggro" right.

by inkdrinker December 8, 2004

draft dodger

One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.

GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.

by inkdrinker December 26, 2003