inkdrinker's definitions

told

To be put in one's place, whether in the form of a humiliating insult, beating, or other form of defeat.

"Oh, you came in here all arrogant, but you got TOLD!"

by inkdrinker April 24, 2003

in Soviet Russia

Popularized by Russian comic Yakov Smirnoff - degenerated into internet cliche.
If, in America, x does y to z, in Soviet Russia, z does y to x.

In Soviet Russia, words define YOU!

by inkdrinker June 30, 2004

murk

Misspelled. See merc, short for "mercenary." Merc means to leave or to kill.

"I killed that guy in the swamp."
"You mean you merced him in the murk?"
"Yeah."

by inkdrinker April 22, 2005

carnapping

n., The act of forcing another into undesired and unnanounced trips or activities by means of being the provider of transportation.

"Hey, don't blame me. Not like I WANTED to see Event Horizon. It was a carnapping!"

by inkdrinker July 21, 2003

Word

Affirmative.
Can also be used as a question, meaning "really?"

"Man, this sucks."
"Word."

also

"I just got a new car!"
"Word?"

by inkdrinker April 24, 2003

merc

hip-hop origins taken from the word mercenary.
1. To leave.
2. To kill.

1. I'm about to merc, I say "peace" to the family. - Mos Def
2. Or mercin' the president live on Channel 7 - Non Phixion

by inkdrinker January 1, 2005