Definitions by inkdrinker

draft dodger

One who avoids mandatory military service by leaving the country or securing a questionable deferrment.

GW Bush used his dad's connections to get into the Texas Air National Guard during Vietnam (and subsequently went AWOL.) Therefore, he is a draft dodger.

draft dodger by inkdrinker December 26, 2003

carnapping 

n., The act of forcing another into undesired and unnanounced trips or activities by means of being the provider of transportation.

"Hey, don't blame me. Not like I WANTED to see Event Horizon. It was a carnapping!"

carnapping by inkdrinker July 21, 2003

Kool-aid 

n., One's love or sex interest.

alternately used as:
"all up in my Kool-Aid," meaning "interested."

When Bob was hitting on this girl I met at the bar, I told him, "dude, get the hell out my Kool-Aid."

"So she was all up in my Kool-Aid, right? I just HAD to get some of that."

Kool-aid by inkdrinker June 28, 2003

Word 

Affirmative.
Can also be used as a question, meaning "really?"

"Man, this sucks."
"Word."

also

"I just got a new car!"
"Word?"

Word by inkdrinker April 24, 2003

told 

To be put in one's place, whether in the form of a humiliating insult, beating, or other form of defeat.

"Oh, you came in here all arrogant, but you got TOLD!"

told by inkdrinker April 24, 2003

ninja link 

v., to surreptitiously link somebody to another site (especially goatse or tub girl)

"Check this link out!"
"AGH! THAT'S NOT CNN! THAT'S GOATSE! You ninja-linked me!"
"heheh... pwnt."

ninja link by inkdrinker April 24, 2003