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a penis

% breaking bass oops i mean bad

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 09, 2024

Skibidi Bidet

A version of the popular meme among mostly gen alpha "skibidi toilet" except it sprays water at you

Brr skibidi Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet Bidet yes yes
im so sorry for writing that

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 03, 2024

Assholes

The people in my neighborhood who are setting off fireworks at 1:00 am like my brother in christ im trying to sleep

"Please smash out assholes daddy"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 02, 2024

so that's why...

something said at the end of tiktoks to make the video seem like an infinite loop, but this usually doesn't work and falls flat

I just died hahaha
filler filler filler
so that's why...

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 04, 2024

Porn

A piece of media meant to induce sexual stimulation
this means that baby zoo putting furry inflation "art" in one of the videos means that technically the video is porn

I just can't get enough of this hellhole known as "the internet"

"I just jerked off to that porn, it was so hot"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 19, 2024

MattKC Syndrome

When you become obsessed with modding an obscure childhood game you don't actually play unironically

I'm gonna mod super mario 64! - ok cool!
I'm gonna mod Lego Island! - ..What? this is some mattkc syndrome type shit

by iminhellplshelpahhh May 20, 2025

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 02, 2024