armpit

Something i know you wish you could lick, but never got the chance to.

Guy number 1: Hey bro can i get a lick of your armpit
Guy number 2: WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WHO ARE YOU
Guy number 1: Come on, just one little lick
*calls the police*
Police: 911 what is your emergency?
Guy number 2: HELP, a man broke into my house and wants to lick my armpit
Police: Deal with it asshole

*hangs up*
the End

by im a pancake November 08, 2022

God

We can all agree that god has the biggest penis since he created them

Omg i want to suck off god so bad he muct have the fattest juiciest cock ever ooOOHohhOOOhh im so horny OooHohOOhhh

by im a pancake November 10, 2022

horniness

That feeling when you see someone elses mother

Omg did you see Brandons mom??? I have a great feeling of horniness right now

by im a pancake November 08, 2022

cock

I bet you thought the other thing, no bitch im talking about roosters.
You think your cock is big until you saw the animal

im a rooster asshat, so i am bigger cock than you will see in your life

by im a pancake November 08, 2022

Vagina

something you will never get to see

I really want to see a vagina, but im so lonely

by im a pancake November 08, 2022

creep

Look outside your window baby

Im watching you, im a creep.

by im a pancake November 08, 2022

Holy cow

when i cow goes past the point of being a regular cow, he becomes the holy cow

"Omg is that a holy cow??" He said as he watched the cow slowly float to heaven

by im a pancake November 10, 2022