Definitions by im a god damn ostrich

Whats the capital of Thailand 

bangkok

the capital of whats the capital of thailand is: bangkok *slaps dick hard*

Whats the capital of Thailand by im a god damn ostrich November 10, 2020

Mr Pebbles 

It (by me) is a fat ass penguin

Me: Yoooo thats Mr Pebbles
Girl: No its a fat penguin
Me: THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING SAID BITCH ASS SLUT
Girl: Does the gay ass meme calm down

Mr Pebbles by im a god damn ostrich November 6, 2020

Second 

its something to do with a number i think im 69 years old im retired

696969696969696969

is a second i think

Second by im a god damn ostrich November 4, 2020

Neighbor

A neighbor what the fuck do you expect

You:Who the fuck are you you gay piece of shit neighbor

Neighbor by im a god damn ostrich October 30, 2020

Borris 

borris

borris:borris

Borris by im a god damn ostrich October 26, 2020

God's Plan 

Its kinda corny

Girl: God's plan is amazing
Me: shut the fuck up

God's Plan by im a god damn ostrich October 26, 2020

Midence 

Normally a last name but can be used as a real name, normally the last name sucks.

girl: Ewwwwww ur last name is Midence, u suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Midence by im a god damn ostrich October 8, 2020