fewui

hawaii slang

a short person that is about to combust into flames since they're about to blow a fuse cause of some 6'8 guy named Taquavion Jameson the III that is with a shitload of and the short person is jealous as hell

ethan: dude, im about to snap Derrick's fucking neck. He stole Ivy-Lia from me!!!

ashton: damn you bout to fewui

ethan: ggRRRRHRRRRRGGRRRR *fucking combusts into flames*

by illegal uncle 🇲🇽 May 26, 2023

lunatastrophe

a category 5 (catastrophic) hurricane that occurs only during the nighttime

person 1: dude!! did you hear about that lunatastrophe that happened in new orleans?!

person 2: huh

by illegal uncle 🇲🇽 March 26, 2023

wergitling

a giggling weiner while wrestling a person in bed, the alleyway right after turning left on 187th Road

isaac: bro i think i got a wergitling while wrestling some hooker on the bed in a motel
jayson: ....is this why you have gonorrhea?
adam: that's sexy ngl

by illegal uncle 🇲🇽 May 26, 2023

womchad

alternative way of referring to a female giga chad.

person 1: dude! did you see this girl?! she's a womchad!

person 2: DAMN 😍 i love womchads!

by illegal uncle 🇲🇽 June 11, 2023

zammers

the word "zamn" but the "n" is replaced with "mers"

basically a goofy ass way of saying "wowzers".

person 1: yo! look at that 12 year old chick right there!

person 2: zammers 😍

by illegal uncle 🇲🇽 March 21, 2023

wamhag

australian slang

an insult (can be offensive) for a middle aged woman

someone's mother/47 year old woman: you don't do shit! you always sit in your room playing splatoon 3! why don't you go outside for once?!

16 year old Bartholomew Richard Hilton Howard Phillips Benedict Chandler Lindsay Edgar James William Harrison Robert Ellison Harry Gary Payton Stacy the III: no! shut up you wamhag!

by illegal uncle 🇲🇽 March 26, 2023

mccoke

coke you get at McDonalds

jason: yoooo...this where y'all get the shit? what is it? a mccoke? ay! lemme get 1 cup!

leonard: bitch what the fuck are you talking about? that's at the next block. this is just a regular mcdonalds coke you dumb fuck

mike: smh why did we invite you here

by illegal uncle 🇲🇽 March 26, 2023