ikielo1's definitions

Tea Towel

A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.

I bought a new tea towel today, it only cost $1.99 and it's really nice and absorbant! YAY

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Dellemma

Much like a dilemma, you do not know whether to get a different computer or not due to the frustration at the crappyness of dell. So that's your "dellemma"

E: Hey bro, how's your new laptop going?

S: Ah man, never buy off dell again that's for sure... Im in such a dellemma!

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Blackjack Rating

It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence

Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.

Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...

Shaun: A 15?

Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!

Shaun: LOL

by iKielo1 December 26, 2008

Round Robin

It is a sexual act, involving at least 6 people for best results. The ideal's would be to get 3 beds, 3 girls bent over on the beds and 3 guys taking them from behind... using an egg timer each guy gets 3 minutes with the girl, after said time everyone switches around which is known as the round robin...

A: How did you and dave get on with those 2 girls last night?

B: Oh man, it was crazy we went back to their flat, and had some round robin action with their roommates...!

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Ragamuffin

A cloth, towel or large group of tissues, used for the soakage of semen as a result of chronic masterbation

Dude johnny's room is stinking with that ragamuffin on the ground

by iKielo1 January 29, 2009

Haribo

Delicious gummy bears, sweets or any type of jelly.

Kids and grown ups alike are fond of these sweets... and most cannot resist eating packets once opened.

Eric: Hey got any haribo's?

Ste: Yeah here, work away...

Eric: I FRICKIN love haribo's!!!!

by iKielo1 January 24, 2009

Turkaphile

A turkaphile is a turkish paedophile, they can be found lurking around high schools and also have the heaviest touch when playing any sport game.

E: He's absolutely shite at soccer, he has the worst touch ever.

S: He's a turkaphile man, heaviest touch I ever seen

by iKielo1 February 3, 2009