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Tea Towel

A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.
I bought a new tea towel today, it only cost $1.99 and it's really nice and absorbant! YAY
by iKielo1 January 30, 2009
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Dellemma

Much like a dilemma, you do not know whether to get a different computer or not due to the frustration at the crappyness of dell. So that's your "dellemma"
E: Hey bro, how's your new laptop going?

S: Ah man, never buy off dell again that's for sure... Im in such a dellemma!
by iKielo1 January 30, 2009
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Blackjack Rating

It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence
Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.

Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...

Shaun: A 15?

Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!

Shaun: LOL
by iKielo1 December 26, 2008
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Round Robin

It is a sexual act, involving at least 6 people for best results. The ideal's would be to get 3 beds, 3 girls bent over on the beds and 3 guys taking them from behind... using an egg timer each guy gets 3 minutes with the girl, after said time everyone switches around which is known as the round robin...
A: How did you and dave get on with those 2 girls last night?

B: Oh man, it was crazy we went back to their flat, and had some round robin action with their roommates...!
by iKielo1 January 30, 2009
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Discocktech

A dance/night club where there is nothing but men, most of whom are raging faggots looking to suck some cock... The Discocktech
S: Let's go to that new night club tonight?

E: Yeah cool...

S: This is a fucking discocktech!
by iKielo1 February 5, 2009
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Ragamuffin

A cloth, towel or large group of tissues, used for the soakage of semen as a result of chronic masterbation
Dude johnny's room is stinking with that ragamuffin on the ground
by iKielo1 January 29, 2009
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Puddin'

A term used to describe incredibly fast rough sex had with a slut.
D: So how far did you get last night?

S: I gave her d fookin puddin' brah
by iKielo1 January 29, 2009
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