ikielo1's definitions

Round Robin

It is a sexual act, involving at least 6 people for best results. The ideal's would be to get 3 beds, 3 girls bent over on the beds and 3 guys taking them from behind... using an egg timer each guy gets 3 minutes with the girl, after said time everyone switches around which is known as the round robin...

A: How did you and dave get on with those 2 girls last night?

B: Oh man, it was crazy we went back to their flat, and had some round robin action with their roommates...!

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Secret Ninjas

It is a subtle way of indicating towards people of asian descent. They are secret ninjas.
Saying this means that they dont know you are calling them asians.

E: Hey bro, dont look now but there is a huge group of secret ninjas behind you

S: Damn man its like horishima up in this bitch

by iKielo1 February 2, 2009

preslide

While playing PES and you are defending, if the attacking player is doing alot of moving randomly slide with your defender... in hope that the attacker stumbles into your path.

This is the preslide

I had skinned all his team, until the jerk got me with the last man preslide

by iKielo1 January 28, 2009

Tea Towel

A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.

I bought a new tea towel today, it only cost $1.99 and it's really nice and absorbant! YAY

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Dellemma

Much like a dilemma, you do not know whether to get a different computer or not due to the frustration at the crappyness of dell. So that's your "dellemma"

E: Hey bro, how's your new laptop going?

S: Ah man, never buy off dell again that's for sure... Im in such a dellemma!

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Blackjack Rating

It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence

Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.

Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...

Shaun: A 15?

Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!

Shaun: LOL

by iKielo1 December 26, 2008

Ragamuffin

A cloth, towel or large group of tissues, used for the soakage of semen as a result of chronic masterbation

Dude johnny's room is stinking with that ragamuffin on the ground

by iKielo1 January 29, 2009