ikielo1's definitions

Turkaphile

A turkaphile is a turkish paedophile, they can be found lurking around high schools and also have the heaviest touch when playing any sport game.

E: He's absolutely shite at soccer, he has the worst touch ever.

S: He's a turkaphile man, heaviest touch I ever seen

by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

Viscous

(Visc-wuss) It is a different pronunciation of the word vicious, when something is particularly vicious you say (visc-wuss) to emphasize it

We lost the final in the 93rd when he took a viscous strike on his left foot and scored

by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

Puddin'

A term used to describe incredibly fast rough sex had with a slut.

D: So how far did you get last night?

S: I gave her d fookin puddin' brah

by iKielo1 January 29, 2009

Chinputermon

It is any annoying small electronic device, such as phones, ipods, sometimes laptops etc... Used in times of frustration with these devices

System Error, shutting down.

This F**KING Chinputermon is wrecking my head!!!!

by iKielo1 February 3, 2009

Blackjack Rating

It's a system whereby you can subtly let your friends know your opinion on a girl's appearence

Shaun: Lisa was looking real good last night man.

Dave: I dunno man, She's a 15...

Shaun: A 15?

Dave: Like a 15 in Blackjack, you don't know whether you'd hit it or not... Blackjack Rating dude!

Shaun: LOL

by iKielo1 December 26, 2008

Round Robin

It is a sexual act, involving at least 6 people for best results. The ideal's would be to get 3 beds, 3 girls bent over on the beds and 3 guys taking them from behind... using an egg timer each guy gets 3 minutes with the girl, after said time everyone switches around which is known as the round robin...

A: How did you and dave get on with those 2 girls last night?

B: Oh man, it was crazy we went back to their flat, and had some round robin action with their roommates...!

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009

Tea Towel

A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.

I bought a new tea towel today, it only cost $1.99 and it's really nice and absorbant! YAY

by iKielo1 January 30, 2009