ihandlethisidk's definitions

mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi

The most crappy wifi you would ever use
(JUST DON'T USE IT,IT GIVES YOU BAD INTERNET,STICK WITH YOUR INTERNET)

Man, mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi is so bad that my ping can rise to 999999999
i need to stick with my wifi instead of this

by ihandlethisidk September 11, 2022

mom = made of money

What m.o.m. means

Me: mum, can i have robux please
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

road is road

russia's driving style

in america, we drive in the right side of the road
in england, we drive in the left side f the road
IN RUSSIA, ROAD IS ROAD, DRIVE WHERE EVER YOU WANT, ROAD SAME ROAD

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

annoying roach

annoying roach aka e 25

me in wot blitz:*sees a e 25*
annoying roach:*sees me as a kv-2 or smasher*
me:time to get rekt e 25
annoying roach: *goes behind me*
me:*turns turret around*
annoying roach: moves away from my turret
me:*traverses hull and turret*
annoying roach:*shots my tracks*
me: oh-*dies*

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

Tonk

tank found in Mondo Sport Saviano Italy

me: *goes on google maps*
also me: * searches Mondo Sport Saviano Italy*
results:
first picture:Mondo Sport "(Home of the mighty Tonk)"
me:*speechless*

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022