Noun; A beard made of pubic hair and secured to the person's face by semen. The Beard of Lincoln is "given" by a man that ejaculates on their sexual partner's chin and cheeks, then rips a handful of his (or their) pubic hair and sprinkles the hair onto the semen. The semen secures the pubic hair to their face and resembles a beard.
"I busted my load on her chin, ripped out a handful of my pubic hair and threw it on the load." You would reply, "Oh man, you gave her the Beard of Lincoln."
by iceman 69 December 23, 2009
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Not only did I have a horrible case of swampass but I was experiencing fuseball as well.
I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.
I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.
by iceman 69 July 18, 2010
Get the fuseball mug.Adj. When a lousy fisherman holds a fish closer to the camera to make the fish look larger. He is superfishal.
by iceman 69 September 30, 2022
Get the Superfishal mug.(im-bi-sill-i-nater) n. Any device used to perform a task designed to simulate exercise but in truth, nothing is being accomplished other than looking like an imbecile. Any alleged workout machine or device that has the imbecile rock back and forth without accomplishing anymore than a child would on a swing-set.
That guy is 100 pounds overweight and instead of getting on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually burning real calories, he's swinging back and forth on that imbecilenator and is completely wasting his time.
"I did 45 minutes on the treadmill and then pretended to keep working out by rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. I should have just stayed on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually worked out for real."
An ab-roller is guaranteed to accomplish nothing other than make you look like an idiot. Don't waste your time rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. Get on the stair-master and sweat for real you imbecile!
"I did 45 minutes on the treadmill and then pretended to keep working out by rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. I should have just stayed on the Human Hamster Wheel and actually worked out for real."
An ab-roller is guaranteed to accomplish nothing other than make you look like an idiot. Don't waste your time rocking back and forth on that imbecilenator. Get on the stair-master and sweat for real you imbecile!
by iceman 69 April 12, 2015
Get the Imbecilenator mug.A scarsh is a craving for a specific food. A scarsh brings on a nagging hunger for a certain food or snack. The scarsh is cured when you eat that exact food.
I’m having a grilled cheese scarsh!
I’m getting a scarsh for some pastina!
This scarsh for popcorn isn’t going away unless I eat some.
I’m getting a scarsh for some pastina!
This scarsh for popcorn isn’t going away unless I eat some.
by iceman 69 July 16, 2021
Get the Scarsh mug.When you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having sex, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. The reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, buttocks, groin and hips.
I went to Vegas with a nympho and all I have to show for it is this brutal Motel Sunburn.
So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!
He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!
He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.
by iceman 69 November 15, 2010
Get the Motel Sunburn mug.Noun; Word used by sport-fisherman to describe an enormous catch. A boss fish is usually at the top of the food-chain, meaning that there is no other fish in the area that would dare contend with it. When a fish slams on an angler's line and it is clear that the animal is not an ordinary fish, it is obvious that the fish is a boss. On occasion, the fish comes in slowly and it is unclear whether or not the fish is a boss. Once the fish is actually witnesses, it can be determined if it is a boss.
If your line gets slammed by a fish and it is instantly clear that it's a monster, you can vocally declare, "Hell yea! It's a boss!" This can be assigned to any species as long as the animal is extraordinarily large for it's species. Example: Boss-Bass, Boss-Pike, Boss-Walleye, etc.
by iceman 69 December 28, 2009
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