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A condition in which a man's scrotum fuses to his inner thigh due to high humidity or sticky environments.
Not only did I have a horrible case of swampass but I was experiencing fuseball as well.
I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.
I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.
by iceman 69 July 18, 2010
Get the fuseball mug.A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.
"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."
"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."
"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."
by iceman 69 January 10, 2010
Get the Human Hamster Wheel mug.Bogue is a word used to describe a person's condition when they are withdrawing from opiates like heroin, vicodin and morphine. It is the same as being dope-sick. The person usually has consumed a steady supply of the opiate, generally for 3 or more days and the Bogue feeling will start within 16 to 24 hours after they last used. The flu-like symptoms include, but are not limited to diarrhea, chills, sweats, hallucinations, vomiting, insomnia, tight skin and a powerful urge to obtain the drug that they are withdrawing from.
"I got popped for possession coming off a $100.00 a day smack habit and got thrown in jail for five days." "Oh man I'm I'm sorry. Bogue in jail? Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy."
"First thing in the morning I'm gonna roll down to the spot to cop some work off my connect. Then I can get off bogue."
"First thing in the morning I'm gonna roll down to the spot to cop some work off my connect. Then I can get off bogue."
by iceman 69 January 6, 2010
Get the Bogue mug.The Rock Boss is used to describe the biggest and toughest prisoner on the yard. In order to become the Rock Boss, a challenger must face the current Rock Boss in mortal combat. If the challenger defeats the Rock Boss, he then becomes the new Rock Boss.
"If you don't toss the Rock Boss's salad, he's gonna beat and torture you."
"That guy's the Rock Boss. The guard's don't even mess with him."
"That guy's the Rock Boss. The guard's don't even mess with him."
by iceman 69 January 6, 2010
Get the Rock Boss mug.A Cookup is what prisoners create out of various food items from the commissary list at their particular jail or prison. Also known as a jail-pizza, a Cookup usually consists of a mixture of squeeze cheese, pulverized doritos or any other spicy style chips, a pickle cut into tiny fragments, a sausage cut into tiny fragments and any other ingredients that would go well in the mixture like hot sauce. Everything is mixed into a paste and it laid over club-crackers, ritz crackers and even can be put between 2 slices of bread like a peanut butter sandwich. The paste can also be heated if the prisoners have access to a heat source. A Cookup is usually made by 2 or more prisoners, each adding their ingredients to the pot. A Cookup is a great way to waste time and serves as a special 4th meal, usually before lights out.
"I've got the chips and a pickle, Tyrone has a sausage and squeeze-cheese. You holding some crackers Vinnie? Aww hell yea son, Let's have a Cookup!"
"What are those 4 prisoners doing huddled around that table with all that food warden?" "They must be doing a Cookup."
"What are those 4 prisoners doing huddled around that table with all that food warden?" "They must be doing a Cookup."
by iceman 69 January 5, 2010
Get the Cookup mug.Unphasable is a condition where nothing can harm you. It is a mental state on omnipotence where an individual cannot be phased and is almost God-like. Someone that is Unphasable can perform any task known to man with ease.
Tony Montana was so pumped up with cocaine that he was pretty much Unphasable to heavy machine-gun fire.
Dr. Manhattan from the comic-film The Watchmen is clearly Unphasable.
Bill Gates's finances are Unphasable, even in the hardest economy.
Dr. Manhattan from the comic-film The Watchmen is clearly Unphasable.
Bill Gates's finances are Unphasable, even in the hardest economy.
by iceman 69 January 5, 2010
Get the Unphasable mug.1. Cigaretted-Out is a condition where a person, usually women, is utterly Ravaged by tobacco. The symptoms include dry skin, yellow teeth, crow's feet and a general look of bad health.
2. Cigaretted-Out can also describe a smoker's condition after several hours of steady chain-smoking at an event like a concert. The thought of having another cigarette makes them sick at that point because they have achieved the maximum amount of nicotine that the body will allow.
2. Cigaretted-Out can also describe a smoker's condition after several hours of steady chain-smoking at an event like a concert. The thought of having another cigarette makes them sick at that point because they have achieved the maximum amount of nicotine that the body will allow.
1. "Look how Ravaged that girl is. She's 25 and looks like she's 40! She's all Cigaretted-Out."
2. "I just got home from Woodstock. I musta smoked 20 packs of cigarettes in 4 days. I'm totally Cigaretted-Out!"
2. "I just got home from Woodstock. I musta smoked 20 packs of cigarettes in 4 days. I'm totally Cigaretted-Out!"
by iceman 69 January 4, 2010
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