iceman 69's definitions

Beard Of Lincoln

Noun; A beard made of pubic hair and secured to the person's face by semen. The Beard of Lincoln is "given" by a man that ejaculates on their sexual partner's chin and cheeks, then rips a handful of his (or their) pubic hair and sprinkles the hair onto the semen. The semen secures the pubic hair to their face and resembles a beard.

"I busted my load on her chin, ripped out a handful of my pubic hair and threw it on the load." You would reply, "Oh man, you gave her the Beard of Lincoln."

by iceman 69 December 23, 2009

fuseball

A condition in which a man's scrotum fuses to his inner thigh due to high humidity or sticky environments.

Not only did I have a horrible case of swampass but I was experiencing fuseball as well.

I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.

by iceman 69 July 18, 2010

ravaged

Usually occurring in women and sometimes in men, Ravaged is a condition that makes a man or women appear to be 10 or more years older then they actually are. The primary cause of this condition is chain-smoking cigarettes for any number of years. The person's appearance (usually in women) is characterized by premature wrinkles, dried skin, yellowing teeth and nails and a general look of bad health, as if stricken by a life draining plague. A Ravaged person is likely to light up within seconds if they're not already choking down a smoke. Ravaged people can often be witnessed huddled around an outdoor ashtray in sub-zero conditions, oblivious to the cold as they feed their addiction.

"Man, that chick is ugly before her years. Look at how tobacco has ravaged her utterly."

by iceman 69 December 29, 2009

Human Hamster Wheel

A Human Hamster Wheel is any exercise device used by humans that simulates a strenuous activity. The human mounts the device and peddles, strides, rows or pumps their way to nowhere like a hamster on a wheel. The stair-master is the most obvious example of a human hamster wheel. Exercise bikes, rowing machines and abdominal rollers are also good examples. Humans all over the planet can be seen in 24 hour gyms, at ungodly hours of the night, sweating away on their human hamster wheels, as if in a trance.

"I just got a stair-master 3000. I'm gonna get pumped up!" "Oh, you got yourself a human hamster wheel."

"I left the club at 2:30 am and walked past a 24 hour gym. There were at least 20 people on human hamster wheels."

by iceman 69 January 10, 2010

Motel Sunburn

When you have spent your entire vacation in a motel room having sex, several areas of your body are left with reddened chafe marks resembling a sunburn. The reddish marks are found on the kneecaps, buttocks, groin and hips.

I went to Vegas with a nympho and all I have to show for it is this brutal Motel Sunburn.

So you went to Hawaii for your honeymoon and you don't even have a tan. But I'll bet you have a fantastic Motel Sunburn!

He's taking that slut to Jamaica for a week. The only thing he's coming back with is a scorching case of Motel Sunburn.

by iceman 69 November 15, 2010

Bogue

Bogue is a word used to describe a person's condition when they are withdrawing from opiates like heroin, vicodin and morphine. It is the same as being dope-sick. The person usually has consumed a steady supply of the opiate, generally for 3 or more days and the Bogue feeling will start within 16 to 24 hours after they last used. The flu-like symptoms include, but are not limited to diarrhea, chills, sweats, hallucinations, vomiting, insomnia, tight skin and a powerful urge to obtain the drug that they are withdrawing from.

"I got popped for possession coming off a $100.00 a day smack habit and got thrown in jail for five days." "Oh man I'm I'm sorry. Bogue in jail? Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy."

"First thing in the morning I'm gonna roll down to the spot to cop some work off my connect. Then I can get off bogue."

by iceman 69 January 6, 2010

Trucker Rails

Term used to describe enormous lines of cocaine, methamphetamine, special k, heroin or any other snortable drug. A Rail is used to describe the same thing but in moderate portions. A Trucker Rail is at least double in size. Perhaps as wide as a person's thumb and several inches long. Trucker's are notorious for snorting methamphetamine Trucker Rails to stay awake on long hauls over the road.

1. Tony Montana was so depressed that his only way to cope was to snort Trucker Rails of coke until he was more or less bullet-proof and psychotic.
2. The trucker knew that driving from Maine to California was gonna be a long haul so he snorted a few Trucker Rails of speed to stay awake and alert.
3. With finals approaching, the graduate student had no choice but to snort Trucker Rails of Adderall to keep his edge and stay up for 5 days studying.

by iceman 69 December 29, 2009