Definitions by i.r. comeupans

comeupans 

The rewards or spoils of one's act of "coming up" on an item that previously did not belong to you through keen time management and placement.

Where did you get that?

Man, I came up on that at work yo, thems my comeupans!

Put that in that box, I'm a comeup on that later, comeupans son!

comeupans by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014

haugered 

The act of screwing up an otherwise simple joke or prank, leaving said joke or prank unfunny and unsalvageable.

My momma may like the cock! But yo momma....
Stop!
Man! You haugered that shit up!

haugered by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014

doc brown 

Drink; A "Doc Brown" or "the Doc Brown" is an alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts 151 rum, one part Captain Morgan spiced rum and a splash of Dr. Pepper, for flavor.

Will generate the required 1.21 giggawatts required for time traveling.

Bro! Them Doc Brown's had my ass time travelin last night! I woke up early and late for work!

doc brown by i.r. comeupans December 28, 2014