In New Forest dialect, a cacker is not a chav, nor currently living on a housing estate. A cacker is someone who lives a rough lifestyle on the forest. It derives from the verb 'to cack', meaning to deficate oneself, relating to the squalid living conditions these people choose to live in. Other characteristics of the atypical cacker involve eating road-kill, selling magic mushrooms, badger-baiting, selling junk and terrorising local pubs. The addition of 'er' on the end of cacker, suggests that it was once a name, which in turn derived from a job title. In essence, a cacker is commonly treated as the non-Romany equivalent of a gypsy. Cacker can be used as a term of offence for non-cackers. A half-Romany/half-cacker is known as a diddicai.
"See Seth badger-baiting the other day? Such a cacker."
"I can't believe you bought that dress. You look like such a cacker!"
"I can't believe you bought that dress. You look like such a cacker!"
by I Love Tarquin October 26, 2007
For men, using a Henry Hoover for sexual pleasure. An alternative is Henrietta the Hoover if using the pink model. For women, it is a man who leaves 'war wounds'. Can be shortened to Henry.
"I have never... done it with Henry the Hoover."
"That Rob is such a Henry. Look what he did to my neck!"
"That Rob is such a Henry. Look what he did to my neck!"
by I Love Tarquin October 26, 2007
A school in Pennington, Hampshire, characterised for it's stunningly gifted students. Murderers, rapists, drunks, stoners, dealers, mafia, abused kids, expectant mothers. The only reason they get such good results is that they kick all the failing kids out a month before the exams. And they say that southern kids are soft...
"My child is looking forward to going to Priestlands. I need to get them some more things for the big day."
"May I recommend some durex and perhaps a knife?"
"May I recommend some durex and perhaps a knife?"
by I Love Tarquin October 26, 2007
Someone who tidies up meticulously to the point of obsessiveness. Named after the hoover in the Teletubbies.
by I Love Tarquin October 26, 2007
1. A person who makes racket at the slightest provocation, is easily excitable and pulls a variety of silly faces for little reason.
2. Getting a splinter in your dick.
2. Getting a splinter in your dick.
"That Annie is such a woodcock, especially if Neighbours is on."
"Man, last night, slid along the unvanished floor and ended up getting woodcocked."
"Man, last night, slid along the unvanished floor and ended up getting woodcocked."
by I Love Tarquin February 10, 2008