i hate zalman rodkin's definitions

Zalman Rodkin

A person who pretends to be amazing and nice and kind and sweet and great, but is really Satan.

Zalman Rodkin is a little bitch.

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

bitchsack

Someone who is particularly bitchy and is a ballsack; someone who is so annoying that they make it possible to create a mixture of a male and female description to describe them.

David: "Kyle tried to molest my sister."
Sam: "That bitchsack!"

by i hate zalman rodkin June 30, 2016

Naked lady

The first internet search done by a 3rd or 4th grader to figure out what exactly his friends in school are talking about.

(Naked lady can't very well be used in a sentence, you bitchcock)

by i hate zalman rodkin February 9, 2017

Squilf

SQUIRREL I'D LIKE TO FUCK. No need for explanation, I know you can all relate.

"Damn, do you see that bushy tail on that plump-ass squirrel? What a squilf!"

by i hate zalman rodkin November 15, 2018

Atzmus

A word with no definition, commonly and unjustly referred to G-d's absolute essence in Jewish, and more commonly Hassidic, Mysticism.

"Atzmus is-"

(SLAP)

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

Bhichjichjum

A swedish animal that lives in the woods and feeds its kids worms. No one has seen one and lived to tell the story.

Oh My God, is that a bhichjichjum?

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

I fucked up

When you shit your pants while your sleeping

Last night, "I fucked up"

by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018