Definitions by i hate zalman rodkin

Hillary Rodham Clinton 

A human being who everyone finds hot, but no one will admit it. An absolute gilf.

ME - There is nothing hotter than banging someone and watching enormous layers of dust exit their uterus.
WEIRD FRIEND - "When has that every happened to you? Oh wait, must've been Hillary Rodham Clinton. What a psycho."
ME - "I call her Rod"

Hillary Rodham Clinton by i hate zalman rodkin November 15, 2018

Squilf 

SQUIRREL I'D LIKE TO FUCK. No need for explanation, I know you can all relate.

"Damn, do you see that bushy tail on that plump-ass squirrel? What a squilf!"

Squilf by i hate zalman rodkin November 15, 2018

Zalman Rodkin

A person who pretends to be amazing and nice and kind and sweet and great, but is really Satan.

Zalman Rodkin is a little bitch.

Zalman Rodkin by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

I fucked up 

When you shit your pants while your sleeping

Last night, "I fucked up"

I fucked up by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

Bhichjichjum 

A swedish animal that lives in the woods and feeds its kids worms. No one has seen one and lived to tell the story.

Oh My God, is that a bhichjichjum?

Bhichjichjum by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

Atzmus 

A word with no definition, commonly and unjustly referred to G-d's absolute essence in Jewish, and more commonly Hassidic, Mysticism.

"Atzmus is-"

(SLAP)

Atzmus by i hate zalman rodkin November 13, 2018

Naked lady 

The first internet search done by a 3rd or 4th grader to figure out what exactly his friends in school are talking about.

(Naked lady can't very well be used in a sentence, you bitchcock)

Naked lady by i hate zalman rodkin February 9, 2017