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Afghanistan

the unobtainium of countries

john did an Afghanistan and tried to get tom's girlfriend

by i don't like usernames March 21, 2017

cum stain

A derogatory word for an individual who is being irritating and will not go away, much like a cum stain.

John, stop being such a cum stain and fuck off

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

Ratbag

British military slang for a ration pack

John got a good ratbag

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

gash

British military slang for rubbish or trash. Also can be applied to the word gash bag, meaning rubbish bag.

John spilt his gash all over the Major

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

basher

British military slang for a sheep shelter. Basically a tarp that is suspended approximately half a meter off the ground that acts as protection from the rain.

put up your basher

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.

Do we have any left handed devil worshipers in the room

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017