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Moog

Moog is a part of growing up as an Australian boy where to be properly masculine and a man you have to fuck a koala

Man: 'hurry up and moog already, are you even a man?'
boy (pussy): 'but dad, its gross'
man: 'shut up and fuck this koala pussy already'

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Megalophobia is the fear of large things

Aurora: 'hey, look at my massive girl cock'
Tarrin: 'oh no i have megalophobia do not show me that huge horse cock of yours'

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A really boring cisgender person who could kill you with how fucking lame they are

girl 1: 'omg did you see Elon Musk's newest tweet?'
girl : 'yes i did he is such a fucking cisbor'

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A distinct sex act in which a girls penis is combed through the hair of a willing recipient

Girl 1: 'Did you see that sexy girl over there'
Girl 2: 'I would trade my mint discontinued PSA 10 shiny Charizard just to have her arocomb me'

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when you release a sticky viscous load of cum inside of ronald mcdonalds home

woman 1: 'omg is that a McChicken'
woman 2: 'McCums'

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