17 definitions by i'mnotaterroristbutiplayoneontv!
n. An individual who possesses the qualities of both a spaz and a tard; one who overreacts in a moronic manner. Credit belongs to Canadian K. Fellows for coining the term in 2000.
Calm down, you f*cking spaztard!
by i'mnotaterroristbutiplayoneontv! August 5, 2003
n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
by i'mnotaterroristbutiplayoneontv! August 4, 2003
A derogatory term for someone suspected of engaging in necrophilia. Derived from the belief that their genitalia would be cold from invading the frigid, stiff corpse of their victim.
by i'mnotaterroristbutiplayoneontv! August 2, 2003
adj. Abbreviation of "Fucked Up" as expressed in the NATO phoenetic alphabet. Used as a descriptor of something being awry.
Pennzoil 1, my engine's foxtrot uniform. Ejecting!
by i'mnotaterroristbutiplayoneontv! August 4, 2003
by i'mnotaterroristbutiplayoneontv! August 2, 2003
n. A moderate insult which implies that its target has ingested or otherwise come into contact with so much wordmanjaculate/word that they are indeed a master at such. Usually an implication of homosexuality in the target.
by i'mnotaterroristbutiplayoneontv! August 2, 2003
An article of media or art which provides an absurdly-positive view of the home nation of its target audience, often to the point of complete irreconciliability with historical fact, or reality.
by i'mnotaterroristbutiplayoneontv! December 17, 2004