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Definitions by i'll never tell

A term for a Frenchman who thinks they know evening but is actually an insuffrable wank puffin.
Person 1: well, actually...
Person 2: don't be a fucking erilys dude
Erilys by I'll never tell September 17, 2021
Derived from the word bi-atch. Meaning fake friend and horrible girlfriend.

Friendships- loved by many (too many if you ask me). Homecoming queen, what? Um definetely quantity not quality in this case. No good friends here. DO NOT BUG HER. She will not tell you about herself WELL NOT IMPORTANT STUFF, and when she does, do not believe it. Cause even if she says it is everything, IT ISNT!!!! IT IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME OR EFFORT>

Relationships: Good luck to the bf. Do not say the horrible four letter wordAHHHHHHH! She either wont mean it, or wont say it back. Only one person matters in the relationship. And the name starts with a "B" Um, dont make long term plans, It is def. a "day-to-day" thing. Beautiful girl, awesome personality. Why didn't she have more boyfriends? "One-date-wonder" what? Marriage is not for this girl! She only lives for herself!!

Strengths- Pretending to be happy-being a "friend"-leading guys on- avoiding phone calls-doing stuff for herself- Um gorgeous girl-be careful no one knows what she looks like under her clothes.

Weaknesses-Um probably sex. being a girlfriend. being a friend. Returning emails
Cruella Devil-Wicked Witch of the West-Runaway Bride-The Virgin Mary
Brea by I'll never tell March 20, 2005
one confunsed town that has 2 many hills and a fucked up population. located in good ole massachusettes and yes this town is "blessed" with a boston accent
Draconians typical opening conversation on a saturday:
Dude! did ya go to the football game last night?
yah
me too, how bad did we lose?
dracut by i'll never tell November 4, 2004
a cat that sometimes acts like a dog.
a "stoner kitty."
nermal and i got so high last night; that cat loves her marijuana.
nermal by I'll never tell October 11, 2004
"Would you please hiish!"
hiish by I'll Never Tell May 17, 2004
"Would you please shiish!"
Shiish by I'll Never Tell May 17, 2004

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Used to eliminate the major details of story so as to sterilize and shorten it.
We went back to his apartment, yadda yadda, then I went home.
yadda yadda by I'll Never Tell March 2, 2004