21 definitions by i am zam

when u hit a really high shot in tennis and say "ghandiiiiiiiiiiii! and shot when it lands.- mostly said by stupid azz niggas who r playing tennis.
This person is scared to admit his sexuality, so he hides it by substituting b for the f
A sex demon. Sometimes she has bat wings on her head or back. But that enhances her sexiness. she is so hot that makes zam tingle as well as mingle o yea i am zam not u!
forkosherea!!! zR watr no uyes
o yea
i am so hot
forkosh! yakittY YAKK!!!!!

luke i am gonna shizzolarte you ! i am zam not u me! get it
FORKOSH ITS AN AMBUSHJ!!!!!
by i am zam April 8, 2003
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he is not real i am zam THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is just a fake

and zam is not orange but he is red!
MOROT i am zam not u THE REAL ZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!: is a faker i am a shikoty shanker zimothy zmaster lover and hater i am an all out player!
by i am zam April 1, 2003
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forkosh's newest move. its very powerfull. it puts the opponent face to face with death. when he lauches his fist it makes a energy wave strike trough the opponents brain and create an illusion as if they won the match and get to see the enemy die, but in reality they are killing themselves.
this move has no affect wat soever on luke. he is the only one that is immune to it.
thats it! take this!! Forkosh Gen MA KEN!!!!!
by i am zam April 13, 2003
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zams journey in finding the hidden light to unlock his dormant powers. this quest is by far the most challenging quest ever. it is full of dangers and ambushes. if ever enterded in this quest you have to be always carful of being speared by lukarea.
while i was on my quest for enlightment luke speared me thru a mountain and destroyd my fully loaded ass!
by i am zam May 9, 2003
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Zam's car!
its so fast it can go from 0-60mph in .2 seconds!!
it has mad good traction and its insanly red.
i drove around the world in space 7 times with my stealth, it has mad good traction!

u need a ride in my stealth?
by i am zam March 12, 2003
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a legendary warrior
zams best companion
forkosh is one of zam's directives
zam must protect the forkosh
forkosh is nice
forkosh is good
by i am zam February 17, 2003
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the reddest thing on the whole planet.
the protector of all forkoshes
red leader of all ketchup
i am redder than a zam
i am so red i am zam
zam is redder then ketchup
by i am zam February 17, 2003
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