hydroponics's definitions

sport-hump

To rub up against someone in a secksual way (see sport or hump).

Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

by hydroponics May 20, 2003

sport hump

See sport-hump.

Junk-rubbing, i.e. sport-humping.

by hydroponics May 21, 2003

chick-magnet

n.
That which attracts birds as though with magical magnetic powers.

Mike is a total chick-magnet.

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

chicken-at-home

adj./n.
1. See chicken at home.

Chicken-at-home is fun-to-eat.

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

stankubus

See funky-crotch.

Beware the stankubus!

by hydroponics May 26, 2003

ooh la la!

interj.
What French girls say when you slip 'em the pinky up the kooch.

Ooh la la! C'est Bon Mike! Oui! Oui! Plus! Plus!

by hydroponics June 1, 2003

velvet-taco

n.
See camel-toe.

Let's hit the pub to see if any gyro taco's show up!

by hydroponics May 28, 2003