assjack

Gaelic for knobgobbler.

You assjack, quit being a silly poon

by hydroponics May 26, 2003

hedge

n.
1. A nicely trimmed bush.

Cool hedge poon!.

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

chicken-at-home

adj./n.
1. See chicken at home.

Chicken-at-home is fun-to-eat.

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

sport hump

See sport-hump.

Junk-rubbing, i.e. sport-humping.

by hydroponics May 21, 2003

sport-hump

To rub up against someone in a secksual way (see sport or hump).

Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

by hydroponics May 20, 2003

chick-magnet

n.
That which attracts birds as though with magical magnetic powers.

Mike is a total chick-magnet.

by hydroponics May 28, 2003

velvet-taco

n.
See camel-toe.

Let's hit the pub to see if any gyro taco's show up!

by hydroponics May 28, 2003