Definitions by hydrofungus

dict

Short for dictionary but it can go a dark turn if you pronounce it wrong.

A: Can you hand me the dict?
B: THE WHAT NOW-

dict by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

shark 

You are here after searching Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary and sees someone say shark is a way to have sex. Well no it isn’t. It’s a sea creature.

Shark eats humans.
Meanwhile the people on the earth eat sharks.

shark by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

Natlan 

A nation in Teyvat. All the other nations has massive lore but Natlan doesn’t. HoYo thinks they dropped enough lore (which is nothing) in the manga so they refuse to tell more.

A: After Fontaine comes Natlan…
B: what’s natlan

Natlan by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

Procrastination 

(n)
When you’re supposed to do your essay but goes to Urban Dictionary to read random definitions.

A: I like procrastination.
B: Why?
A: To read this sentence.
B: Wait what sentence????

Procrastination by hydrofungus July 26, 2023

Scara 

Short for Scaramouche in Genshin Impact.

SCARA COME HOMEEEE

Scara by hydrofungus July 26, 2023