Definitions by hunter

Land Monster 

The correct term for a "Cat", the highest form of life on earth (second only to God) and a vastly superior creature to the Land Beast.

Has anyone seen my Land Monster?
Yeah, it's out plotting world domination in the garden.

Land Monster by Hunter May 5, 2005

Land Beast

The correct term for a "Dog", a vastly inferior creature to the Land Monster.
Land Beasts exist merely to serve their human masters mindlessly.

Has anyone seen my stupid Land Beast!?
Yeah, it's just shitted on the carpet!

Land Beast by Hunter May 5, 2005

pinske 

A word meaning "I'm Great", often followed by the phrase "Praise Me"

Damn! My friend is a right Pinske when he plays the guitar

pinske by hunter April 26, 2005

Neep 

A person who has a small penis and enjoys the act of frantic masturbation.

My mate's a right Neep, he won't stop playing with his tiny cock!

Neep by Hunter April 24, 2005

fortytwo 

a funny japanease word meaning shit in hand and throw it at a car

Hung Mao fortytwoed that car !

fortytwo by hunter April 21, 2005

bojmir 

bojmir is as stated b4 hand a 'rimjob' backwards. simon has experienced this on a full scale and we all know that kim enjoys giving these lots

aaahhhh simon ur ring is so crusty

bojmir by hunter April 18, 2005

cyanide 

Greatest band of all time consisting of me, small paul (taller than tall paul), tall paul, john and gary!!!!

seek and destroy!!!!

cyanide by Hunter April 12, 2005