hugh G. Rection's definitions

awes

something really wikid

fuck man that game was awes

by Hugh G. Rection August 6, 2003

penis

what guys use to get satisfaction.

"Mike, i was with my g/f lastnight and she sucked me off so good!"
"Thats great,rob, remember i was there though?"
"AHH! what he hell where you doing there?"
"I was with your g/f too"

by Hugh G. Rection August 22, 2003

twat

a pussy;vagina

that bitch has one loose twat!

by hugh G. Rection September 1, 2003

hebrew

he brew; manly beer; aka Budweiser or Heinekin

yo, rebrew me a hebrew

by Hugh G. Rection May 13, 2005

alpha chi obesa

The sorority of Alpha Chi Omega, who used to be hot, but then they got fat. God Damn.

Those bitches in AXO are fucking fat now, they are forever known as Alpha Chi Obesa.

by Hugh G. Rection March 24, 2005

saunch

The Saunch is the removed 4-skin of the males penis.

Derreck Krause ate his own saunch, after he was pumped full of steroids.

by Hugh G. Rection May 13, 2005

Arwen

Aragorn's elven chick.
Some LOTR so-called fans argue endlessly over Peter Jackson's decision to make her more relevant in his masterpiece films, but its just because:
a) They are morons and they can't tell their assholes from a hole in the ground.
b) They are gay and they'd rather see more of Eomer without his mail shirt.

Jay: Hey dude, ive made a copy of the full extended version of LOTR and edited out the parts where that fucking Arwen chick appears!
Silent Bob: No shit asshole? When do YOU start filming the Silmarillion?

by Hugh G. Rection March 4, 2005