hugh G. Rection's definitions

cashmonkey

Synonym for a money pit as it applies to a person or people

"Yvonne" (not her real name) is 37 years old, she lives with her parents, has no job, and is fully supported by her parents. Yvonne is a cashmonkey.

by Hugh G. Rection February 3, 2004

Captain Ballsack

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

by Hugh G. Rection November 2, 2003

BUFU

The Patron Saint of the Gooji tribe in Ghana.

by Hugh G. Rection June 14, 2003

Varigated

These breeds of people spawn from the decendants of the greek gods. They are known to inhabit damp dark corners of the Mediterranean penesual. Also this lineage can be traced down to modern day Spurg dwellers. Slaving away on their computers.

Look at that kid. I SWEAR he was varigated.

by Hugh G. Rection April 17, 2015

Arwen

Aragorn's elven chick.
Some LOTR so-called fans argue endlessly over Peter Jackson's decision to make her more relevant in his masterpiece films, but its just because:
a) They are morons and they can't tell their assholes from a hole in the ground.
b) They are gay and they'd rather see more of Eomer without his mail shirt.

Jay: Hey dude, ive made a copy of the full extended version of LOTR and edited out the parts where that fucking Arwen chick appears!
Silent Bob: No shit asshole? When do YOU start filming the Silmarillion?

by Hugh G. Rection March 4, 2005

Gatling Gun

To let go several farts in a continuous stream. Its not like whe u let go a long deep fart, but rather its like a sucession of smaller farts.

Ahh I just let go a Gatling Gun

by Hugh G. Rection December 28, 2005

thugged out

Verb - Aparrel that is unbecoming. Usually clothes that stand out becuase of the awful colors employed by the designer. Clothing not to be seen in the wardrobe of a gentleman.

Jerome is thugged out with his F.U.B.U. button covers on his tuxedo jacket! He must ditch the 10k gold-electroplate Mercedes Benz ornament around his neck though.

by Hugh G. Rection July 9, 2003