Definitions by hue jass

Hasselhoffowned 

To be owned by Hasselhoff of the David variety. Mainly by staring into the hypno-thong for so long that you concede the battle.

Dude just got hasselhoffowned!

Hasselhoffowned by Hue Jass May 13, 2005

hasselhoffowned 

To be 'owned' by various pictures of David Hasselhoff. Especially the much feared hypno-thong picture.

Dude you just got Hasselhoffowned.

hasselhoffowned by Hue Jass March 11, 2005

Elements of Hip hop 

The Elements are:
1st - Breakdancing (Bboying)
2nd - Emcee
3rd - DJ
4th - Graffitti

The other one Is the 5th which is Beat Boxing.

Know your elements of hip hop!

Elements of Hip hop by Hue Jass June 19, 2004

fuck a duck 

Ode to duck fucking

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you come at last

fuck a duck by Hue Jass January 19, 2004

Peter North 

A porn star (adult entertainment industry professional) who started his career in gay films, later to pull what we call a "double back, flap jack, titty smack" where he switched to straight films.

Look at him getting fucked by that 300 pound body builder...! -2 years later- Look at him give it to her!

Peter North by Hue Jass June 18, 2003

Little Bit 

1) A creature that is very small in size and brain power, most likely dropped on head in a 2nd grade class, Bug-eyed and furry, tends to chase after inanimate objects.
2)Verb: To be a nuisance to the beings around you, usually by making high-pitched noises and staring at things you expect the beings to throw.

1)I believe Oliver Twist was a Little Bit.
2)Dont Little Bit, or I will throw a rock at you!

Little Bit by Hue Jass June 6, 2003

sport 

fun shit

sex is my kinda sport

sport by hue jass May 22, 2003