horny bastard's definitions

creme cheese bagel

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

mmm love me some creme cheese bagel

by horny bastard April 1, 2005

swinger

a young child who likes to swing on the monkey bars

Damn he's a rull good swinger

by Horny bastard January 9, 2005

clock

the thing that rings on the hour showing a woman when its time to fuck

BITCH its its 4 o-clock time for fucking

by Horny bastard January 9, 2005

making chocolate milk

simular to juicing a lemon but insted of her pussy you squeeze her ass so hard that her shit come comes out in liquid form

yum yum chocolate milk

by horny bastard April 7, 2005

pussy thong

a thong warn so that the back of the thong is instead in the front and goes on your vagina very sexy

i pants this girl one day and she had a pussy thong on. i cummed right there

by horny bastard November 17, 2004

coconuts

a girl with extremely hairy tits

damn bitch you need to clip those coconuts

by horny bastard January 11, 2005

snoocked

Fucked!
Stuffed!
Stole!

You SNOOCKED! my wife!

by Horny Bastard October 9, 2003