holy guacomole's definitions

Algorithm

The mythical genie that lives on the internet that controls what will go viral.

Hey man, have you figured out how to get on the youtube trending page.

Yea man, you need to please the youtube algorithm

by holy guacomole February 24, 2020

Boomer Misinformation

Misinformation online spread by boomers who come from an era where if the information is in the form typed text, they consider it true. This misinformation is often shared in the form of a grainy facebook picture.

Oh no, grandma is sharing boomer misinformation online again. Someone take her phone away

by holy guacomole November 17, 2022

Palmer Report

A clickbait online blog that attests almost daily that Trump will go to prison.

Hey did you hear the breaking news from the Palmer report? They said trump is going to prison

Haha that Bill Palmer is such a character

by holy guacomole June 28, 2021

Palmer Report

A clickbait political blog that relies on an army of grandmas for support. The blog wholeheartedly believes that trump is going to prison.

Dude, why does your grandma keep saying that trump is going to prison.

Idk dude, she said a “credible” news site called the Palmer report told her.

Man I’m sorry to hear about your grandmas dementia

by holy guacomole June 28, 2021