Stargazing

An excuse to smash outside that sounds romantic when you ask
Hey wanna go stargazing

Sure, ill bring the condoms
by holy guacomole September 11, 2019
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Palmer Report

A clickbait political blog that relies on an army of grandmas for support. The blog wholeheartedly believes that trump is going to prison.
Dude, why does your grandma keep saying that trump is going to prison.

Idk dude, she said a “credible” news site called the Palmer report told her.

Man I’m sorry to hear about your grandmas dementia
by holy guacomole June 28, 2021
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The Big Game

The name media companies give to the SuperBowl because the NFL will sue the ever living shit out of anyone that uses their trademarks.
Hey Tom, are you coming to the churches The Big Game party

Why don't you just call it the church SuperBowl party?

Because Last year the NFL sued gods house of worship for using their trademark!!
by holy guacomole August 23, 2019
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Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED
She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed
by holy guacomole September 13, 2019
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