holy guacomole's definitions

Algorithm

The mythical genie that lives on the internet that controls what will go viral.

Hey man, have you figured out how to get on the youtube trending page.

Yea man, you need to please the youtube algorithm

by holy guacomole February 24, 2020

Faucing

The act of a non prominent individual becoming the source of information for a short time then dragging it out for a long period of time for the soul purpose of attention.

Hey Man why is everyone talking to that nerd Anthony

Anthony was the only one that saw the school fight

Fuck Anthony that kid is Faucing, he just likes the attention.

by holy guacomole March 22, 2021

Palmer Report

A clickbait political blog that relies on an army of grandmas for support. The blog wholeheartedly believes that trump is going to prison.

Dude, why does your grandma keep saying that trump is going to prison.

Idk dude, she said a “credible” news site called the Palmer report told her.

Man I’m sorry to hear about your grandmas dementia

by holy guacomole June 28, 2021

Stargazing

An excuse to smash outside that sounds romantic when you ask

Hey wanna go stargazing

Sure, ill bring the condoms

by holy guacomole September 11, 2019