Definitions by holy guacomole
Instagram Stripper
An Instagram Stripper is a girl who posts slutty pictures on the gram on a consistent basis. She will self identify as a model but the only product she is peddling is her boobs and ass. Instead of throwing dollars you simply make it rain in likes
Yo, do you follow "Insert unpaid "instagram model" here"?
Hell yea bro, she is my favorite Instagram Stripper
Hell yea bro, she is my favorite Instagram Stripper
Instagram Stripper by holy guacomole November 12, 2019
Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab
Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED
She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB
Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed
Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed
Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab by holy guacomole September 13, 2019
Stargazing
Stargazing by holy guacomole September 11, 2019
The Big Game
The name media companies give to the SuperBowl because the NFL will sue the ever living shit out of anyone that uses their trademarks.
Hey Tom, are you coming to the churches The Big Game party
Why don't you just call it the church SuperBowl party?
Because Last year the NFL sued gods house of worship for using their trademark!!
Why don't you just call it the church SuperBowl party?
Because Last year the NFL sued gods house of worship for using their trademark!!
The Big Game by holy guacomole August 23, 2019