long-sword

When she walked by I whipped out my long-sword
by hoboace October 11, 2007
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New York

To the general public:
A large city on the United State's east coast

To the people who live there:
The center of the universe
Public:
I've got a 4:30 flight to New York tomorrow.

Residents:
Other cities? What do you mean?
by hoboace October 11, 2007
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Abused Puppy Syndrome

A condition where a person, who is typically picked on and made fun of, develops a deep crush on the first person who is nice to them. Named after the tendency for beaten dogs to follow around people who feed them. APS is characterized by:

-The writing of long love letters and notes, signing them as "Secret Admirer"
-The following of the nice person around the halls of your school, office building, or any other place where people assemble
-Excessive staring
-Writing the nice person's name over and over and over again
-Efficaciousness
-Awkward smiling
Nice Person: I defended that nerdy girl in front of a couple football guys and now she keeps staring at the back of my head in Math!

Nice Person's friend: I told you not to get involved, now you've got a full-blown case of Abused Puppy Syndrome on your hands.
by hoboace October 21, 2007
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Man Challenge

1) When your manhood has come into question, and you challenge the question-er to prove your manliness

2) Any time a person's manliness is said to be insufficient

3) A competion
1) person a- Jim is lucky he's not in a coma! He drank over half a case of beer last night.
person b- What?! Why?
person a- Man Challenge

2) person a- No, it's okay, just carry two, we all know you're a little...
person b- Are you challenging my manhood?

3) Ladies can have Man Challenges too, despite their name, Man Challenges don't see gender.
by hoboace January 10, 2008
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Non-conformist

Anyone who is not swayed by public opinion. They could be the nerdy kids who go to the downtown library or a the religious kid or anyone.
Ironically, there is a sub-set of conformism where people will start wearing all black, get a couple piercings, and start listening to goth music while telling people they are "non-conformists." These people are really, really annoying.
He started listening to Voltaire, he thinks he's such a non-conformist,but he's just following a different crowd.
by hoboace October 08, 2007
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