hnoss's definitions

sext message

An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.

Hot damn, take a look at this nasty sext message I just got. I don't even know who the hell she is.

by hnoss February 19, 2017

Salmon Arm

Salmon Arm, British Columbia is a pleasant little town that gets colder than a son of a bitch in the winter but is known for being a nice place for doing outdoor stuff if you don't mind freezing your ass off. The town became sort of famous a couple of years ago when an attention seeking 13 year old girl started sending nasty porn of herself to all the guys in town. Her daddy didn't like it so he womped her on the arse with a belt and the attention seeking little thot ran to the police and reported him. She got lots of attention and loved the publicity. And then a year later another little thot in town needed attention so she started sending out porn all over. When he daddy smacked her she also ran to the police. Neither father went to jail but the little hoes are now even more conceited and attention seeking and are back to sending porn of themselves all over school.

Salmon Arm is a little town in the middle of nowhere that has some really attention seeking little thots with enormous egos that love running to the cops when the fathers try and keep the girls from being hoes.

by hnoss August 24, 2017

Eyjafjallajokull

A big volcano in Iceland that nobody, not even Icelanders can pronounce. It blew in 2010 causing all kinds of trouble with ash blocking air traffic and causing news anchors from around the world to make idiots out of themselves trying to pronounce the damn word.

Don't worry about trying to say Eyjafjallajokull correctly because nobody else knows how to say it either.

by hnoss April 6, 2016

bone a phone

A slang term for a man's penis, frequently used in a sexual or humorous context and particularly favored by musicians.

Sarah can't play guitar worth shit but she's quite a virtuoso on the ol' bone a phone.

by hnoss April 6, 2017