sext message

An erotic message or possibly photos of what is usually a dumb and very attention seeking HS or even middle school girl who thinks sending out nudes is the only way she can get guys to like her. Usually is shocked when it ends up on the internet and everyone in school thinks she's a ho.
Hot damn, take a look at this nasty sext message I just got. I don't even know who the hell she is.
by hnoss February 19, 2017
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Blow job

Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.
Dude, Hannah is so desperate to be popular and liked that she has absolutely no self respect and will give a blow job to anyone.
by hnoss March 26, 2017
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Eyjafjallajokull

A big volcano in Iceland that nobody, not even Icelanders can pronounce. It blew in 2010 causing all kinds of trouble with ash blocking air traffic and causing news anchors from around the world to make idiots out of themselves trying to pronounce the damn word.
Don't worry about trying to say Eyjafjallajokull correctly because nobody else knows how to say it either.
by hnoss April 06, 2016
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bone a phone

A slang term for a man's penis, frequently used in a sexual or humorous context and particularly favored by musicians.
Sarah can't play guitar worth shit but she's quite a virtuoso on the ol' bone a phone.
by hnoss April 06, 2017
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